When you eat food that is hot and cold at the same time like the highly advertised trojan condoms. This is way worse then sex.
Madeleine: My polish sausage is hot but the bun and onions are cold.
Brooke: That sucks.
Madeleine: Its like eating a fire and ice condom.
Brooke: That sucks.
Madeleine: Its like eating a fire and ice condom.
by tosh18 January 16, 2011
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Get the Fat ice Cum ballsmug. What is the most refreshing drink after a long day at the tanning salon? A staten island iced tea, of course!
by jmasilotti July 14, 2014
Get the staten island iced teamug. Hails from Long Island, New York, specifically the Oak Beach Inn in Hampton Bays. Said to be invented by bartender Robert "Rosebud" Butt. The original recipe called for one ounce of vodka, gin, tequila, and light rum, a half-ounce of triple sec, a dash of lemon juice, and a splash of cola. Today it is served many different ways, but the best place to get one is at any bar on Long Island.
John: "Yo I finally got that bitch Sarah to climb in bed with me"
Steve: "What you give her, a Rohypnol?"
John: "No I just made her a couple Long Island Iced Tea's and she was glad to get in bed with me”
Steve: "What you give her, a Rohypnol?"
John: "No I just made her a couple Long Island Iced Tea's and she was glad to get in bed with me”
by FonzieFonzFonz October 26, 2004
Get the long island iced teamug. by Mike D-O-double-jizzle July 14, 2003
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Get the Jones Island Iced Teamug.