Top Bloke

Australian parlance for CUNT, popularised by the team at Channel 9 who were asked to refrain from using the C word.

That Tom Cruise is definitely a top bloke!

by Legend bru February 10, 2023

Hey, give me a drop-top (Marseilles): The First Juvenile Release...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addictwd to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Hey, give me a drop-top (Marseilles): The First Juvenile Release...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025

Hot Top

A game where 2 or more people put Tobasco on the tips of their penis. The first to wash the Tobasco off loses.

George: Hey Uncle Steve, wanna play Hot Top tonight?

Uncle Steve: Sorry I can’t, My tip’s too sensitive

by OlReliable October 13, 2022

Top-Rated Schlong

Term used to describe one who has mastered the sex.

It’s a shame you don’t want to date anymore because you were one of my top-rated schlongs.

by CulverCityToast December 9, 2018

top milf

Riley's mom, normally the hottest milf around

Damn that chick is hot, must be Riley's mom, what a top milf

by Cum sandwich enjoyer December 27, 2022

Top Bastard

Someone who makes girls fall in love with them and then destroys their entire existence.

Did you see sulaimaan that “Top Bastard” make her infertile after the stress he caused

That guy has a “Top Bastard” condition

by Shush6363 November 26, 2023

Top n’ luxury

Trying to get head in a bran new car.

Yo I’m curbin swerving tryna top n’ luxury

by Districk September 15, 2019