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5 o’clock in the morning

5 o’clock in the morning is Morningwood

- the time that you spend planning out the rest of your day

- a good chunk of people will be asleep

“It’s 5 o’clock in the morning the conversation got boring, you said your goin got bed soon, so I snuck off to your bedroom. Then I thought I’d just wait there....”

A lovely Tpain song from the 2000s, that should be loved by everyone.

I’m not even angry that nobody remembers it. But I liked to talk about it with my friends.

Psychologically it would be the most calming song to use to go to sleep.
At 5 o’clock in the morning someone will be having sex and thinking about me.

At 5 in the morning I’m usually asleep, but still love this song though.

“Boy’s used to sing this all the time on the bus. Zachary, would love this song.”
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2/5 Artillery

1. Rock Hard Battalion

Faithful and True
2.Oldest and best damn Artillery unit in the United States Army.
Don't mess with 2/5 Artillery! They will level your entire grid square and impregnate your daughter!
by Artysill September 18, 2018
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5-MeO-MALT

An extremely obscure psychedelic tryptamine with effects similar to 5-MeO-DMT. Its psychedelic effects are very non-visual, unlike other psychedelics like LSD and DMT. Produces extremely powerful ego death. You will imagine the mind of God, or pure nonduality, pure infinity, pure consciousness. Not even Alexander Shulgin knew of its existence. Leo Gura is one of the few people known to have taken it. Chemically, it has almost the same structure as 5-MeO-DMT, but with an allyl group instead of a methyl group.
“5-MeO-MALT has all the same characteristics as 5-MeO-DMT, but in a different flavor.”
by dead666420 November 20, 2025
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North of 5

North of 5 referring to a member of the opposite sex (generally a woman) that is more than a 5 out of 10 in attractiveness
Hey bro you should definelty look her up for a hook up she’s north of 5.”
by Monkey-Mike May 27, 2018
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far cry 5

far cry 5 is the lords game
by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! October 24, 2023
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1 out of 5

1 of 5 or 1 out of 5 mean u over everybody else people usally say that when they 15 or when they feel as if they the shit
bitch im 1of5

-i am 1 out of 5
by contralto December 20, 2021
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5 minnies

Yo guys ima take a 5 minnies and its gonna feel SO GOOD
by UrFutureStepDaddy May 2, 2022
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