Top Tier Eugene

Same as Top Tier Travis, but with a dorky name that was hidden in legal documents from his friends until they discovered it in the background of one of his braggadocios texts.

He denies it’s his real name despite all
Open source resources saying otherwise.

Yo- did you see Top Tier Eugene came up with another thing he is the best at? He literally sent a picture of the other guy’s idea and tried to say it was his! What a dork!

by No Tango and no Cash September 24, 2023

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minnesota top

the act of a women putting an ice cube in her mouth and performing oral

dude last night jessica gave me that minnesota top

by nicfila69 March 3, 2020

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top of the range whore

TOTRWh

She's so hot she's a Top Of The Range Whore

by TGurl Master July 14, 2017

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pew top

When you get a blowjob while in a church.

Nick: Where were you durring church this morning?
Nick 2: Oh, I was getting pew top from Samantha in the back.

by ItsFreeRealEstate April 1, 2019

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top rider

A women or man who is great at shagging or riding the d

“Here lass...you’re a top rider you”.
Or for men, “I am a top rider me, doing all the birds”

by Beth’s a Top Rider November 11, 2017

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Top Sponge

Noun: A rotted out piece of overpriced shit version of the iconic, 38' Cigarette Top Gun, that no man or women in their right mind would take ownership of. Typically owned by aging, fatass, balding men whilst sporting piece of fuck Konrad drives . Some hidden attributes include dead fish, sea weed, old smelly water, rotten wood, chicken wings, shitty beer cans, and broken random cabin pieces. A certain self praised, attention seeking ego must be obtained to own this gem. See also: Moistress.

Tim Pavlovic tried to find a decent boat for a change, instead he found "Top Sponge"

by FoffTim October 16, 2017

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