Coffee Ninjas are usually local beings living in your neighbourhood and hiding in plain sight.
They appear tired with big bags under their eyes because of their nightly activities. They are also referred to as insomniacs and night owl.
You can easily befriend a coffee ninja by offering them some dark bitter coffee.
Coffee Ninjas are peaceful by nature but be careful not to disturb their piece or hurt their friends. They're wrath is scary
There's a reason they're called "ninjas"...
They appear tired with big bags under their eyes because of their nightly activities. They are also referred to as insomniacs and night owl.
You can easily befriend a coffee ninja by offering them some dark bitter coffee.
Coffee Ninjas are peaceful by nature but be careful not to disturb their piece or hurt their friends. They're wrath is scary
There's a reason they're called "ninjas"...
P1: Hello! Sorry just wanted to give you some coffee.
Coffee Ninja: thanks, you are in my not-kill-list now.
P1:Dude, I met a Coffee Ninja!
P2: Wow, be careful they're insomniacs!
Coffee Ninja: I have the power of coffee gods by my side and I will fight the Monday monster for the sake of all humanity
Coffee Ninja: thanks, you are in my not-kill-list now.
P1:Dude, I met a Coffee Ninja!
P2: Wow, be careful they're insomniacs!
Coffee Ninja: I have the power of coffee gods by my side and I will fight the Monday monster for the sake of all humanity
by Birbados November 21, 2021
Get the Coffee Ninjamug. by rogergentry306-232 September 1, 2021
Get the Brazen Urban Ninja Squirrelmug. When you have sex in a public place with no one finding out, usually male on female or for a double cunt ninja female on female
by Jeremiah fink keister October 27, 2013
Get the cunt ninjamug. Person A: Jessica was shocked to have a mouth full of cum after doing it doggy style.
Person B: Yah, she got ninja flipped.
Person B: Yah, she got ninja flipped.
by <>< thefishkid June 22, 2016
Get the Ninja Flipmug. I’m going to start calling girls with great bodies but ugly faces “ninjas” because they always look better with their mask on.
It’s Like the covid version of “butterface”
It’s Like the covid version of “butterface”
Undercover ninja #1: Hey, did you see that butterface?
UN #2: she’s too young to be a butterface. She’s a ninja.
UN #1: why a ninja?
UN #2: because we’re in a pandemic and she looks better with her mask on.
UN #2: she’s too young to be a butterface. She’s a ninja.
UN #1: why a ninja?
UN #2: because we’re in a pandemic and she looks better with her mask on.
by Rocklawbster December 22, 2021
Get the Ninjamug. Ninja is a white persons under the radar slang word for nigga, created by a whiteman Ro bert Semin ara in 1993 who was representin' the 909_4Life crew of Pedely SoCal division.
by PimpQuietlyButWalkWithBigDick February 9, 2021
Get the Ninjamug. Dumb Ass who runs through out the Westland night life with camera. Occasionally hopping fences. Usually with Ninja Fukushimi.
by Alyssa December 5, 2004
Get the Ninja Sheriff Treemimug.