Money can’t buy happiness

Phrase One of the biggest lies ever told by the rich to make the poor feel like they don’t need to work harder.
Rich man: money can’t buy happiness
Poor man now feels like he’s happy for what he has
by AlxR25 November 01, 2023
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Money Spider

Clever little spiders which have captured the attention of those who INFLUENCE the people of this world to spend their money on shit they do not need...
The tiny Money Spider on the face of the $1 bill is meant to protect the Movers and Shakers from being discovered....
by IAmLeeQ666 September 10, 2020
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Jersey Mike’s money

The state of not worrying about scrimping and saving your dollars, often occurring after being paid or coming into a large sum of money; being able to treat yourself after a long period of restraint. Directly references the sandwich chain which is known to be more expensive than many of its competitors. It can be argued “why get Subway when you've got Jersey Mikes money?”
“Did you bring snacks from home again for lunch?” “Oh no, I got Jersey Mike’s money today baby!”
by Classic Ed May 20, 2024
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Twilight Sparkle-Money

Princess Twilight Sparkle, after she married Prince Little Money "L Money" and had her surname hyphenated to "Twilight Sparkle-Money" show him she loves him the most.
Everypony, Please welcome Princess Twilight Sparkle-Money.
by King Of My Little Pony November 25, 2024
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Ernest money

Putting money is escrow for Ernest.
Sold Ernest a house. I put his Ernest money in escrow.
by 2210 December 14, 2021
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Ernest money

Money being held in escrow for some dude named Ernest.
Sold Ernest a house, so I put his Ernest money is escrow.
by 2210 December 14, 2021
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Money Grimer

1. A person that is generally all about the money; they don't care about the concept of wrong or right

2. An individual that is snobby about the cash flow or generally uses you for the money, as soon as they can't get money from you they are rendered useless

3. A bitch male or female that issues you a purpose to make you feel like you owe them something; whether or not you have paid them or not they might dwell on you either way
4. A Cock sucker that only comes around if you got them digits, if someone else has more cash you are a dweeb and you might see them again..
Money Grimming ass bitch that will only show love upon the cash, prostitute like mentality they be confirmed a Money Grimer
by HaloTheHalo February 03, 2024
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