A boy and his fine girl who happens to be named after a luxurious automobile. He constantly comments on her gorgeous bumper and fabulous headlights, and she comments on his masculine figure and sense of humor. Together they are unbelievably perfect for each other.
Michael and Mercedes were out at a concert when Michael saved his beautiful lady from almost getting hit by some kid in a mosh pit in order to sustain her miraculous paint job.
by mnasty24 June 27, 2013
by Whatyougonnadoaboutit,michael May 25, 2020
A creepy pedophile that was a teacher at my school. He told my girlfriend to do asmr. Whenever he let other people to conduct he held by their HEE HEE.
Stop being a MICHAEL HENDERSON
by senpai pingu November 04, 2019
A very hot boy who has feelings for someone but can't really tell Anyone about it. The girl is beautiful , strong and bold hearted ! He is kind in every way possible and is a hard worker . Once he starts to love it's hard to stop him .
Joseph Michael Allen is so sweet
by Urban dictionary soceity January 09, 2018
A Shiite skinny fuck that likes yr8 (Alana) that are flat fuck a bitch in a pond and put a hook in a bitch
by Michael Tasevski October 28, 2020
Generally defined as a sex black male. Tends o steal everyones thot bitches but the niggas he steals them from steal think he is a God
Nigga#1: Damn I heard that you and your girl split up
Nigga#2: Yeah we did
Nigga#1: what happened
Nigga#2: She left me for someone else
Nigga#1: Well are you gonna kick his ass
Nigga#2: Naw cuh is aight cuz Michael Barlow stole her from me
Nigga#1:Oh shit you dont wanna mess with that nigga
Nigga#2: Yeah we did
Nigga#1: what happened
Nigga#2: She left me for someone else
Nigga#1: Well are you gonna kick his ass
Nigga#2: Naw cuh is aight cuz Michael Barlow stole her from me
Nigga#1:Oh shit you dont wanna mess with that nigga
by Nigga cheese bitch November 15, 2018
A koala who lives in a tree
came down the tree with glee
sat on a rock which hurt his bum
and then went back up his tree
came down the tree with glee
sat on a rock which hurt his bum
and then went back up his tree
by iuhuiluhiuhiuh July 22, 2022