May 14

the day when the most perfect girls are born

dan: my cousin is having a baby girl on May 14!
jack: awsome the baby girl must be perfect

by poggers ;) October 29, 2021

May 23rd

Kiss a guy with the letter O in his name

Today is May 23rd, that guys name starts with the letter O, you should kiss him

by thatonerandomguythateatspineap May 22, 2023

May

A cute girl you know you like but Looks as if every other guy likes her so you hold back but then you get to know each other but then she breaks your fucking heart and friend zones you like the other 2 girls you loved

May fuck u

by True Slav April 26, 2020

Shudder May

Love of your life

Shudder may is amazing

by Jubes20 December 23, 2009

May 2

National Hate Olivia day

Boy1: what’s may 2?
Boy2: It’s hate Olivia day

by Random_random32 May 2, 2021

shi shi mai

shi shi mai is a creepy lion that will kidnap you at a shi shi mai performance in japan

watch out dude that shi shi mai is about ta kidnap your mudda

by piss in da put March 6, 2021

May 4th

It is national send an ass pic day

It’s May 4th so send me an ass pic

by NotCardiB May 4, 2022