eating a fire and ice condom

When you eat food that is hot and cold at the same time like the highly advertised trojan condoms. This is way worse then sex.

Madeleine: My polish sausage is hot but the bun and onions are cold.
Brooke: That sucks.
Madeleine: Its like eating a fire and ice condom.

by tosh18 January 15, 2011

sad ice giant noises

When an ice giant is sad it goes (sad ice giant noises)

Ha ha you FAT AS FUUUU
(sad ice giant noises)

by FLUFFY!!!!!! September 08, 2021

Fat ice Cum balls

It is when you eat HARD ice and you almost Cum because of it.

Ooh no i almost just did a FAT ICE CUM BALLS im sad

He he he haw

Nigger

by Cum_Boy911 April 22, 2022

staten island iced tea

A refreshing summer time treat - half Budweiser and half Hawaiian-Punch.

What is the most refreshing drink after a long day at the tanning salon? A staten island iced tea, of course!

by jmasilotti July 14, 2014

long island iced tea

Hails from Long Island, New York, specifically the Oak Beach Inn in Hampton Bays. Said to be invented by bartender Robert "Rosebud" Butt. The original recipe called for one ounce of vodka, gin, tequila, and light rum, a half-ounce of triple sec, a dash of lemon juice, and a splash of cola. Today it is served many different ways, but the best place to get one is at any bar on Long Island.

John: "Yo I finally got that bitch Sarah to climb in bed with me"
Steve: "What you give her, a Rohypnol?"
John: "No I just made her a couple Long Island Iced Tea's and she was glad to get in bed with me”

by FonzieFonzFonz October 27, 2004

Long Izzle Ice Tizzle

An icey cold beverage to give you leverage

Oh bartizzle, please pizzle me a Long Izzle Ice Tizzle

by Mike D-O-double-jizzle July 14, 2003

Irish Ice Cream

Garlic mashed potatoes

There's nothing better at Thanksgiving than roasted turkey and a helping of Irish ice cream.

by Major Blackentarry August 15, 2011