Post-page hard-on (PPH)

A condition affecting a male doctor, generally on night shifts, when he wakes up to their pager going off and find that he has a raging hard boner and cannot mobilize until buddy calms down.

Nurse: Hello, did you get my page about patient Smith's fluid order?
Doctor: Yeah I'm cumming, I'm dealing with a PPH right now...
Nurse: PPH? Post-partum hemorrhage?
Doctor: Uhhh. Yeah.

Post-page hard-on (PPH)

by docjustincredible May 29, 2015

vision hard

The amazing culture and lads at vision systems

Yeah mate, Vision Hard

by Hey guys it’s me December 21, 2017

green hard hat

People that wears green hard had are usualy better than there blue hard hat coworkers .

My favorite coworker wears a green hard hat

by Scsmagikarp February 14, 2023

Harding, Illinois

An uninhabited community between two cornfields that has a grade school, pop machine, and cemetery to its name. Also, it floods.

Wow, does anyone live in Harding, Illinois?

by NowhereMan86 May 26, 2019

Rocky Road Hard

Ejaculating a kidney stone into 1 or more of a women's orifices.

Gale choked from the stone caught on her tonsils from the rocky road hard incident.

by Skullylove March 21, 2023

Hard boiled egg challenge

the act of consuming hard boiled eggs, quickly or even whole. this is usually done with two or more people. These people who normally do this who don't have any gag reflexes.

Sasha can do some deep throat action. She can swallow 23 eggs in a hard boiled egg challenge

by gleen September 30, 2012

gun hard

To be as tough as a gun, to be ferocious.

Damn, Brad really went gun hard in that fight!

by Space Kraken June 20, 2020