ABCDEF Cookie Monster

What little girls say when they start learning the alphabet.

Girl: ABCDEF Cookie Monster!

Kermit: *jumps off a building*

by ¯\_ت_/¯ December 29, 2024

You got me hyped up for cookie dough

A term coined by "CoffeeMc'Coffee" that means: When a false promise is made and it is not properly fulfilled - it subverts expectations by delivering a lower-quality result instead of what was originally promised.

Person A: YO LISTEN! I GOT THE BEST COOKIES IN TOWN! COME ON OVER RIGHT NOW!!
Person B: Oh cool, let's go there.
Person B: Dude.. what the heck? You're giving me cookie dough? YOU GOT ME HYPED UP FOR COOKIE DOUGH??

by coffeemccoffee9 September 24, 2025

Cookie Stamp

When your cat or dog raises their tail to expose their butt, and sits on you.

Leaving a stinky spot on you.

Don’t leave a cookie stamp on me!

by CGuajardo May 2, 2022

Cookies

Someone who’s name starts with A

I’m cookies means my name starts with A

by Jason sans chaux October 10, 2022

pookie wookie cookie bears

This is a term used to a large group of friends/best friends and often used in discord chats or alliances.

Those are my pookie wookie cookie bears.

by Number1pookieuser July 7, 2024

yeast cookie

When she had a yeast infection in her vagina and you proceed to have sex with said vagina

My girl just got a yeast cookie

by Pushy destroyer November 24, 2017

cookie clicker

a game that i have spent hours on

cookie clicker hahahahahahahahhahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

by r4ndxmed1tsYT August 11, 2023