Don’t take your guns to town

A euphemism for do not get completely obliterated at your local bar and even expect to drive away intoxicated!

Some poor “mule” decided it was a great idea to don’t take your guns to town and wound up camping outside of federal penitentiary somehow.

by DaveShaw June 7, 2018

Funky-Towned

A state of alcohol intoxication. It is somewhere in-between being inebriated and drunk. The literal definition is to be intoxicated just to the point where you can dance to an embarrassing song such as Funky Town and not laugh or smile.

Hey, how was the party last night?

It was pretty cool, I danced to Funky Town and straight faced the shit out of it!

Nice! I love getting Funky-Towned!

by Crazy Gabe May 26, 2011

V-town

Home of the vidor pirates and local rapper cj smoke

“Yo you heard of V-town?”
“Yuh they sum dawgs over there

by Bodydropper4554 October 28, 2021

G-town

Slang for the town Grafarvogur in Reykjavik Iceland. G town is the ghetto of Reykjavik. Grafarvogur is most often called Gtown but other towns such as Garðabær and Grafarholt try to own it.

Xxxlil teddy made a very powerful statement by creating a board that’s says G town and posted it on tik tok @xxxlilteddy

We are from the real G-town, Grafarvogur

by Xxxlilteddy September 29, 2021

F-Town

Slengnavnet på tettstedet Fjellhamar i Lørenskog, Norge.

Velkommen til F-Town

by multiib June 8, 2015

Mac Town

Name for McKinney Texas

Let’s go Mac town

by Woxkeshia May 14, 2023

Town Bicycle

A very promiscuous woman. The metaphorical definition is “because everyone in town gets a ride.”

He was traumatized when he found out his wife was a town bicycle in her high school days.

by Cool one 860 July 23, 2025