Two best friends going to school together where Adam has a crush on erika. Erika is hot with big tits and a fat ass. She looks like a supermodel. Adam has greasy hair and a small dick. Adam loves Erikas fat ass and big tits and wants to lick them but Erika wants a dick that is bigger than 2 inches.
Adam: Hey Erika
Erika: Hi
Adam: Ur tits are looking huge
Erika and Adam are talking
Erika: ur cock is looking small
Erika: Hi
Adam: Ur tits are looking huge
Erika and Adam are talking
Erika: ur cock is looking small
by VinesMoney736 April 12, 2023

The most Handsome guy in the entire Universe! Has sexy black hair, piercing brown eyes and a beautiful smile. He is so sweet, and kind, a real Gentleman. Adam is so charming that girls fall in love with him instantly, even guys can't help but fall for him. He is so funny and can make anyone laugh with his goofy, clever jokes. He is very popular and has a lot of friends, he is the life of the party and the coolest guy ever. If you meet an Adam don't lose him or you'll regret it for life!
Girl 1: Omg who's that Guy?
Girl 2: Oh that cutie is Adam
Girl 1: He is so Dreamy! 😍
Girl 2: I know! I'm crazy for him 💞
Girl 2: Oh that cutie is Adam
Girl 1: He is so Dreamy! 😍
Girl 2: I know! I'm crazy for him 💞
by Young God Aveng April 14, 2021

by Hehehehehehene rn January 10, 2021

If your adaming then your a weird shrimp that wants friends but doesn't have any. Coming from the Latin word (ad) meaning annoying, such as ads and the Latin word (am) meaning small or shrimp like. If your adaming then you think you have friends that you don't and trying to be as weirdly annoying as possible. Some of these characteristics may include yelling random words like and I quote " This is Sparta" and "We must build a wall". Most who are adaming are usually named Adam as well. Typically likes Trump.
by F To The Fricken Fried Chicken April 19, 2017

Hooked on Phonics Adams
by DrizzlyTee November 23, 2021

Woke progessive leftist, and current podcaster on Youtube. He created and hosted the half-hour truTV show Adam Ruins Everything, based on the CollegeHumor series of the same name.
Adam has faced significant criticism for being perceived as entrenched in a 'woke' ideology, leading to accusations of science denialism. Critics argue that he selectively chooses experts, distorts data, and promotes a form of "science worship" while maintaining an appearance of objectivity. Despite asserting the factual basis of his views, he is accused of neglecting dissenting evidence and failing to withstand scrutiny, as demonstrated during his appearance on the Joe Rogan show where his ideology quickly unraveled. Instead of engaging in open debate, he is seen hosting a podcast that serves as a platform for reinforcing woke ideologies among the like-minded, akin to a Sunday church meeting.
Adam has faced significant criticism for being perceived as entrenched in a 'woke' ideology, leading to accusations of science denialism. Critics argue that he selectively chooses experts, distorts data, and promotes a form of "science worship" while maintaining an appearance of objectivity. Despite asserting the factual basis of his views, he is accused of neglecting dissenting evidence and failing to withstand scrutiny, as demonstrated during his appearance on the Joe Rogan show where his ideology quickly unraveled. Instead of engaging in open debate, he is seen hosting a podcast that serves as a platform for reinforcing woke ideologies among the like-minded, akin to a Sunday church meeting.
Regular Guy #1: Did you see Adam Conover ruined billionaires?
Regular Guy #2: Doesn't that dude have like 100 million dollars?
Regular Guy #1: Only people who are richer than him are automatically bad, as is anyone who disagrees with his ideas.
Regular Guy #2: Classic woke lefty cultist behavior.
Regular Guy #2: Doesn't that dude have like 100 million dollars?
Regular Guy #1: Only people who are richer than him are automatically bad, as is anyone who disagrees with his ideas.
Regular Guy #2: Classic woke lefty cultist behavior.
by ApplesPotatoGardner December 30, 2023

A man that is has airplanes stuck up the ass almost as much as he's getting pegged by fish daily while he also sits on the floor while jacking off to cartoon females
by Lauren meengs June 24, 2022
