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extremely fast and agile and often invisible ninja bastard

a super annoying video game enemy that can run really fast, even around corners, to make you waste all your ammo.
I tried to beat that game the other day but the extremely fast and agile and often invisible ninja bastard made me game over all night
by Kate Hanami November 7, 2021
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Ninja

The name of a person who likes to suck fat dick. He thinks he's "the shit" but in reality he is a piece of shit, many people hate him no matter what he does.
Person 1: "Did you hear what GoldenNinja just said?"
Person 2: "Ew, yeah he is such a dumbass, he can go suck a fat one."
by YoshiKingYolo April 18, 2019
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Ninja Turtle

A turtle that is classified as a ninja but actually it's a secret!
Bobby ate a huge ninja turtle.
by WhyYouAlwaysLyinOMG March 24, 2017
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poon ninja

Poon ninja : One who can access a vagina for sexual gratification in record time after a first meeting. A pussy hound of the highest order.
Within minutes she had succumbed to his charms. As he gently fondled her nether regions, she realised, even in the throes of her lust, that she had met her first genuine poon ninja.
by Nubba the Wandering Minstrel September 27, 2013
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Ninja

Infamous cult leader. Blocked on many school district search engines. Makes money off of entertaining young boys ages 6-18.
"Who on Earth did that to your child?"
"Ninja."
by dripgodry April 26, 2022
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NINJA

NINJA - No Income No Job or Assets
I went $300k in debt to get a doctorate in linguistic gender acrobatics and now I'm NINJA.
by Thrashing Flounder December 23, 2021
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NINJA

An enpowered woman. A woman who has overcome obstacles. A woman who is always there to support her friends. Defend them to the end.
My best friend is a true Ninja.
She is an amazing ninja.
by wigglesmomma March 12, 2010
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