Jake

He’s a Catholic and Jew boy that’s super sexy and funny, with a massive Dong, got a simile that will make you cum and profess your love to him

You’re the definition of Jake

by BananaRep! May 31, 2022

Jake

A person that would risk their life and grades to make you laugh. Also the name in subway surfers. He is funny, and does not have hoes. He does have a lot of friends, though.

Person 1: Theres this one kid in Gellers class that makes everyone laugh
Person 2: Is his name Jake?

by Zuleydi June 1, 2022

Jake

A really nice person and makes everyone happy, everyone wants to be hanging out with him, he's a great friend and you should be great full for this great person and has a big dick

Jake nice friend

by kjearrhvjhb,jdbgvjwahfleabvj, June 1, 2022

Jake olsen

The most unfunny guy to ever walk to planet.

Oh here comes jake olsen, not this fucking guy.

by Jcole world256 June 1, 2022

Jake

That one guy who’s always chill and finna steal yo hoe.
Also has long hair

Dude 1: “Jake you asshole you stole my bitch!”
Jake: “Sorry my bad man didn’t know you were already in a relationship with him”
Dude 1: “Nah that’s alright. Same time tomorrow?”
Jake: “Sure thing.”

by Hockeybro26 June 2, 2022

Jake

He's the guy best friend everybody needs and loves, and he has an amazing but dirty sense of humor. He wears letterman hoodies every day and He causes you to crane your neck to talk to him. He has an interesting taste in music and has super buff arms. He has a smile that makes your heart flutter and the most perfect teeth ever. If you have a Jake, NEVER LET HIM GO

Friend: Do you know Jake?
YN: Yeah, We're texting!
Friend: OMG really you're so lucky!
YN: Yeah...He's really amazing

by Hopelessbitch June 4, 2022

Jake

When u become friends with a Jake he isn’t very open about things until he has trust in you, Jake doesn’t trust a person unless you’ve been friends for a long time or u just generally get along well! Jake keeps a small circle of friends and isn’t into popularity much, if u become friends with a Jake know that u will always have a laugh, remember there expectations are high. a Jake doesn’t want any ordinary friends they want trust worthy,funny and loyal Friends, someone to laugh with and loves to have discussion about life. Jakes Tend to like to stay in and chill on there phone than going outside and meeting friends.

Jakes can be really sweet at times but he also has another Side to him, if ever u break ur trust with a Jake just know that they will never trust u again! If ever u get into an argument with a Jake remember they’re not afraid to bite back! (argue back) Jakes may not be the fighting type of guy but they sure have a mouth that they will bite back with!

Sometimes jakes can be very annoying and will always want to be right in any situation even if there wrong they’ll make sure they get there point across and they will still try and get u in the wrong so there in the right! Jakes can be frustrating at times but that’s just jakes nature!

Overall jakes are great people😊

Susan: is that jake?
Barnaby: yeah! But he won’t wanna come out he’s more of the staying in type of guy
Susan: who cares! HI JAKE! DO U WANNA COME OUT WITH ME AND BARNABY
Jake: hi!? Uhm no thanks I just wanna chill

Barnaby: see😂

by Miaandmyles June 5, 2022