Squeaking the Duck

Used to imply masturbation, in a polite form.

Doug was totally Squeaking the Duck last night in the spare bedroom! Surprised you guys didn't hear it!

Mom walked in on me Squeaking the Duck last night, Lucky i was able to quack it away in time.

by Lushbeard July 12, 2017

Suck and duck

When you give a blow job for a favor of your choosing and you ignore them until You need another favor.

I needed $100 for my electric bill. It was just a quick suck and duck.

by JoLyn Thompson January 6, 2019

Duck

1
Noun

A bird; all ducks swim.
Sometimes they fly.
2
Get out of the way quickly

1 Look at that cute little duck
2 DUCK!!!

by Das Papercut November 27, 2014

Holy Duck

When a person avoids doing something/a task that would settle an argument in fear of being proving wrong

Holy duck keep avoiding the 1v1

by timmychheze July 25, 2025

Eating ducks

Slang word for calling some one a cunt

joe: “Do you eat ducks”
slim: “No Joe mama”

eating ducks

by Bananalover200 August 6, 2022

duck

a swamp bird

you smell like a duck

by derthvader55 December 21, 2019

Duck

Monsters that stalk you and try to kill you when you are alone.

I think that guy is a duck

by KOMEMER September 14, 2022