blow job

Slang term for pressure washing something, usually a vehicle.

"I went to Joes house gave me a blow job"

by cockballer May 26, 2024

Planet-Crushing Blow

When someone gets a blowjob while in the middle of playing the mobile game, Dokkan Battle. Referenced from a character from the game, "Planet-Crushing Blow Cooler (Final Form)."

Alexander The Vegito King: yo lonk did you no item that stage yet
lonk: yea i even beat it while getting a Planet-Crushing Blow from shawty
Alexander The Vegito King: what the fuck are you talking about

by lonkischinese October 3, 2022

blow job amnesia

noun

When you perform oral sex (fellatio) on a male and he completely forgets any conversations you had or commitments he made before said blow job.

This guy I'm seeing asked me if I was free for lunch next week but I never heard another peep about it after performing oral sex on him a few days after he asked me out. He must have blow job amnesia.

by Wordy Witch April 20, 2023

blows like a tropical depression

Being so bad at sucking dick they dont even deserve a name.

Dude 1 "So howd it go with Brittany last night?"
Dude 2 "Who? Oh! Man she blows like a tropical depression."
Dude 1 "Damn, so shes just sexual conquest Number 34?"
Dude 2 "Yup."

by Merten December 6, 2010

Blow loads

Telling someone to fuck off in a sexual manor

Go fuck your self!

You two are a couple of virgins yall know that?
Oh, blow loads Jerry!

by RabbidGAI June 14, 2024

Aztec Blow Dart

Giving a girl backshots and you finish inside, you then blow an Aztec death whistle in her ear, scaring the shit out of her and making her shoot your cum across the room like a blow dart

Dave - “What did you get up to last night?”
James - “Me and the wife made an Aztec blow dart”

by Mysteriousguylol March 25, 2024

a glancing blow

when someone gives you a blowjob while looking at you.

"wow that was such a glancing blow"
"ikr, sloppy too"

by Konamii January 30, 2021