Jake

This is a boy commonly reffered to as cute, has awesome taste in music, is a radical sk8r boi, slays sweet puss, and only fucks with big titty goth bitches.
Jake is such a rad dude, I bet he fucks all the big titty goth bitches.
by SadBoiRadBoi January 04, 2018
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Jakes

Police. People use this word to look less suspicious.
Jakes kicked down my front door and took everything
by Karinpidh October 16, 2020
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Jake

Most badass bitch on the planet. Has a huge stick between them. You don't want to mess with a Jake. He's a boy scout.
You don't want to mess with a Jake. He can set up a tent.
by thickcock121 February 27, 2024
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Jake

A red head who is really good at; sucking toes, Doing his friends mothers and sleeping but not at rocket league.
"Wow that guy is a real Jake! Just remind me not to play Rocket League with him"
by Tezzerakt November 12, 2020
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Jake

A cute, freckled smartass who isn't afraid to say mean, but truthful, things. He doesn't like to hide his dirty minded-ness, and is usually gay for the homies (I.E. Homiesexual). Can be tall, but also can be short. He can be a gentleman when he wants to. He can be the guy of your dreams, or he can be your worst enemy. He can be really funny at times, but knows when it is not the time to crack a joke.
Person 1: "Woah. That dude was so funny!"

Person 2: "Yeah, his name is Jake."

Person 1: "Well that also explains why he is so Tall/Short!"
by MooshroomLuma May 27, 2023
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Jake. Jake is a character from 'Jake and the neverland pirates'.
'Jake, look out! Captain hook is near!'
'Thanks, Izzy!
by Anonymousyapple November 24, 2021
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Jake is a very terrible person he loves to cheat on every single girlfriend he gets and then once him and his girlfriend break up he gets a new one the next day the only way to describe a jake is horrific if you ever see jake you should run.
Do you see that Jake over there?? ya he’s a cheater you should run!!
by Carina Carafello June 01, 2020
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