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Jake

A Jake (a person named jake) is a man who is generally outgoing, sweet, and attractive. When you first meet a Jake, you will notice his lack of self consciousness. This can sometimes lead to bad friendships and inattentiveness in relationships. When a Jake’s narcissism has been discovered, he will turn it on someone else to cover up his blame. This is his only flaw. Other than that, a Jake is pretty fun to hang around.
Nice girl: wow I think I have a crush on that guy, is he nice?
Girl’s friend: As a friend he’s nice, but I’ve heard he’s a Jake. I wouldn’t pursue someone who’ll neglect you like that.
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Jake

Most badass bitch on the planet. Has a huge stick between them. You don't want to mess with a Jake. He's a boy scout.
You don't want to mess with a Jake. He can set up a tent.
by thickcock121 February 27, 2024
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Jake

Guy 1: this guys is so bad at 100m fly
Guy2: must be jake
by X._jakey_baby_.x July 7, 2019
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Jake

Oooooooo, that cabbage is all wet, must be a jake
by XjmsdearnleyyX January 24, 2020
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jake paul

cancerous with a sprinkle of ghost writers on top
by izoz August 1, 2020
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Jake

the human definition of special needs in the form of skin and bones.. all the while drooling food down onto his bib
Jake is SPETHEL(said in lisp} don't be a Jake.. RIB DADDYYYYYYYYYYYY
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Jake chalk

Some one whole sweat profusely while engaging in intercourse with a cat
by Charva6 January 17, 2022
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