Gooch beef

A jar of bovril stashed down your underpants, used for sneaking into events and enjoying a beefy treat.

Mike, hand over the gooch beef I'm gagging for a drink!

by Smoisty June 17, 2025

No Beef, Just Chicken

This is a phrase you use when someone asks if you got beef with them.

No beef, just chicken is a way to say you have no “beef” with someone, as a chicken is less than beef.

Them- “do you got beef with me or something??”
You- “no beef, just chicken”

by Xoxdos June 25, 2025

Montana beef

When a woman from Montana has extra juicy legs. Can also call her legs juicy bad boys or juicers.

Man that flight attendant has some certified USDA prime Montana Beef . I didn’t even know those juicers were legal around here.

by Sweaty-tits June 27, 2025

Beef Musket

Noun weiner...especially when erect typically used with reference to male dominance. (Plural) Beef Muskets

Tommy has been shooting his fuggin Beef Musket at whatever walks no wonder it burns and he has kids.

by MaddHatterz June 29, 2025

Beef Stew

When someone is taking a shower and you go into the bathroom and take a huge smelly shit. The smell circulates and mixes with the steam thus making a soupy shitty room, in turn making the shower taker gag and sometimes throw up. Also you leave the toilet lid up and don’t flush, so that the smell stays and the shower taker has to fight through the gagging and dry heaving to flush the toilet, making it an utterly amazing experience. Most of the time it’s a nice clumpy diarrhea, resembling a nice hearty can of beef stew!

Hank was taking too long in the shower, so I gave him a beef stew.

by BatFactory788 July 1, 2025

Freezer Beef

Knocked up, no college degree, and single (typically a woman)

Don't look right now, but I think that freezer beef across the bar is checking you out.

by Slatorch July 4, 2025

Munting The Beef

To be high as fuck.

Tim: I just ripped this pen and im high as shit

Dom: he's totally munting the beef bro

by Sydmey July 8, 2025