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Beat the Sofa

In terms of weight loss, to lose a set amount of weight in under 12 weeks (the average Sofa delivery timescale)
"I've got 14lbs to lose, I need to lose 1.5lbs a week to beat the Sofa!"

"Got to my goal weight in 10 weeks, I totally beat the Sofa"
by LailaRose February 20, 2012
mugGet the Beat the Sofamug.

dirty beating

verb: when you sexually engage someone submissive in a vigorous manner.
"I gave this girl a dirty beating last night." or "I just want to give this girl a dirty beating right here and I don't care who sees it'
by bone thruster September 8, 2014
mugGet the dirty beatingmug.

Beat Grease

Lotion, or k y jelly used for wacking off.
Dude! That chick last night did not use enough beat grease...now i have dick burn!
by Ty7777 April 19, 2010
mugGet the Beat Greasemug.

Beats

Beats are arguably the most popular pair of headphones out there. Also some of the most expensive. They were designed by a rap/artist that goes by "Dr. Dre" and are only owned by cool kids.
Guy1: "Yo dump that shit pair of headphones ya got there, instead buy urself a pair of beats!!!!"
Guy2: "What's so special about beats anyway, I've tried them and they sound exactly the same as this pair of sony headphones..?"
Guy1: "Well they're sold by Apple and look cool silly boi! They also make you look cool."
Guy2: "WoW I have to get those."
by coolestkidever69420 August 7, 2019
mugGet the Beatsmug.

beat freak

someone who literally just gets high, cleans and makes beats.
oh do u know Mackenzie & Sean? ugh they’re such fucking beat freaks! they do be living they best life doe....
by knziboots April 8, 2020
mugGet the beat freakmug.
on december the 3rd, you find the clown, asshole, or furry closest to you, and beat the living shit out of them.
by 14637956857642236735 December 2, 2020
mugGet the beat the shit out of a clown daymug.

Bad Beat

When your half brother chooses to play ice hockey and makes some cool friends. Unfortunately it turns out one of the friends is a greasy Italian man that’s constantly slathered in olive oil and Parmesan cheese. You put it up with so you can hang out with the other cool people like Adam L and Gage and Adam Dulong.
Man, it was cool eating at this bag of Doritos with my friends; too bad I needed to experience a bad beat to make this happen.
by Askking.com January 12, 2025
mugGet the Bad Beatmug.

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