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half cup bandit

n. That one coworker who pours all but the last half cup of coffee out of the pot, then places it back on the burner so A. It burns up, leaving the entire office smelling of rank ass burnt up coffee or B. The next person who comes along has to brew a fresh pot.
I could tell by the smell of burning ass when I walked in this morning that the Half Cup Bandit had struck again.
by Public Enemy No 1 April 16, 2019
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half-cousin

Parent's half-sibling's child. Has among themselves; different two parents, one grandparent in common and different three grandparents.
My half-cousin is a good person.
by Usery May 2, 2021
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half-great-great-great-niece

My half-great-great-great-niece is a good person.
by Rwopazaq November 24, 2019
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half-co-sibling-in-law

Spouse's half-sibling's spouse.
My half-co-sibling-in-law is a good person.
by Wonbig October 13, 2021
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jesus tits and a half

Meaning holy shit or oh my gosh but at a whole new extreme
Jesus tits and a half you neeed to settle that skanktron down
by joshyboi November 16, 2013
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half cheese

half of a grilled cheese sandwich, or an open face grilled cheese sandwich. also called cheese toast.
i just made the best half cheese, i used cheddar and provolone.
by cinnamonrollcrunch November 18, 2022
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2 and a Half Mommies

When a girl has a kid, Finds a MILF, then the girl and the MILF can call each other mommy and the kid calls both of them mommy. But don't call the kid mommy because that's fucking weird.
Abby is into the 2 and a Half Mommies setup
by ballslmbao August 13, 2024
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