David

Cute ass nigga wit a big dick and a good since of humor he like girls and he will take your girl if he think she cute

David is so cute and sexy I want him so much

by anonymous November 21, 2021

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Alan David

Alan David is one of the most amazing guys that you will ever meet, guaranteed. He is sweet, gentle, kind, strong, sensitive, and caring. He always puts everyone before himself and he never gets mad at people. Everything that he says is something that he means. You should always trust him. If you ever get a chance to meet a Alan David, be careful of what you say and do around him, and don't ever let him go. You may never get him back.

Alan David is a amazing person

by ADR1702 November 23, 2021

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David

David is a type of guy who is always positive but at sometimes he could go a bit too far with his jokes. And he does as much school work like jerking of his pp

Guy: Hello David!
David: Hello Annonymous!
Guy: What have you been up too?
David: Nothing much but hey!
Guy: What?
David: Look at this meme that I just love and wasted all my worthful time on finding!
Guy: Alright!
David: Here! *shows an absolute joke that got too far*
David: It's really funny!
Guy: Yeah....

by HelloImHereToday September 4, 2020

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David

David is…
Let’s say a very special person. He has a huge heart, generous nature and loves to crank the volume on his stereo while watching homeless women masturbate.
He also hangs around with guys named Ricky. Fuck you Ricky!

David: what the fuck is that!
Ricky: it’s a homeless girl masturbating

by Poopsie68 July 25, 2025

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f David

Also known as a “affidavit,” this is used when someone calls the police on their child’s mother, but then decides they don’t want her to be arrested, because then he would have to take care of the kid.

Hey Ms Lawyer… I can say I lied. Imma write a f David and say that.

by 3works4me August 12, 2024

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