An expression of your frustration/annoyance towards someone (usually a friend). Not really insulting to your friend, usually they will find it kind of funny and laugh too. But they will get the message that you are a bit annoyed with them.
by WordFreak August 20, 2007
Get the jesus jumped up christmug. From 'Stuart' by the Dead Milkmen.
"Jumping Jesus on a Pogo Stick. Everybody knows the burrow owl lives. In a hole. In the ground. Why the hell do you think they call it a burrow owl, anyway?"
by squeaky's brain July 24, 2008
Get the jumping jesus on a pogo stickmug. Used to point out to someone that they are being a hater to the extent that they look like an asshole.
Jen: "That Brittany is such a skank. Did you see the size of the sluttoo back there? I guess she needs all the advertising she can get."
Steph: "Jen, you are too fat for jesus to love."
Steph: "Jen, you are too fat for jesus to love."
by Peter Bilt July 22, 2008
Get the too fat for jesus to lovemug. 1) cordelia, "omg why is there a g-string on your roof?"
akmed,"lets just say that jesus didn't take the wheel."
2)officer,"sir how did the crash happen?"
randum guy,"jesus didn't take the weel."
akmed,"lets just say that jesus didn't take the wheel."
2)officer,"sir how did the crash happen?"
randum guy,"jesus didn't take the weel."
by boodylishous chick November 22, 2010
Get the jesus didn't take the wheelmug. Another terminology for ya jesus believing godgobbers.Especially of (but not exclusive of)christian evangelicals, pentecostals, revivalist gatherings etc, and people who roll around the aisles and stages at one Benny Hinn's many fraudulent, hoax healing type shenanigans.
Typical of people who never shut up about jesus and their frigging god and other nauseatingly repetitive religious stuff. Also a terminology of all religious devotees of jesus based cults, from catholics to mormons, from anglicans to presbyterians to zionists. The whole a to z of jesus gobbers.
Anybody who is consumed by religion, from popes to priests, bishops to nuns, mother superiors to reverends,etc,etc,.......and all their indoctrinated followers !
Typical of people who never shut up about jesus and their frigging god and other nauseatingly repetitive religious stuff. Also a terminology of all religious devotees of jesus based cults, from catholics to mormons, from anglicans to presbyterians to zionists. The whole a to z of jesus gobbers.
Anybody who is consumed by religion, from popes to priests, bishops to nuns, mother superiors to reverends,etc,etc,.......and all their indoctrinated followers !
We opened our front door and there was 2 white shirted blokes on the verandah. They immediately launched into... "Hello, we are from the church of jesus christ of latter day saints, and we'd like to talk to you about......",,,,,,,,
"ARHH FUCKING HECK !, it's the bloody mormons !" shouted me misses. "Piss off ya dopey fucking jehovah jiving jesus junkies !", I added for good measure. The little lady then gave 'em a parting send off with, "Yeh, fuck off and don't come back, we're Atheists ya silly pricks !"
They never did come back !
"ARHH FUCKING HECK !, it's the bloody mormons !" shouted me misses. "Piss off ya dopey fucking jehovah jiving jesus junkies !", I added for good measure. The little lady then gave 'em a parting send off with, "Yeh, fuck off and don't come back, we're Atheists ya silly pricks !"
They never did come back !
by Frosty Grego March 5, 2008
Get the jehovah jiving jesus junkiesmug. 1.(n) when a large cactus has grown in such a way that a chicken appears to be on top, with it's 'wings' spread as though he were crucified.
2.(excl) a expression of surprise, usually positive. can be suffixed with 'christ on a bike', for added impact/effect.
2.(excl) a expression of surprise, usually positive. can be suffixed with 'christ on a bike', for added impact/effect.
1. sorrel: 'good lord, look at that cactus!'
vinnie: 'that's a sweet cactus chicken jesus!'
2. matt: 'hey guys, we still have some beers left!'
vinnie: 'sweet cactus chicken jesus (christ on a bike)!'
vinnie: 'that's a sweet cactus chicken jesus!'
2. matt: 'hey guys, we still have some beers left!'
vinnie: 'sweet cactus chicken jesus (christ on a bike)!'
by true_pictsie February 13, 2009
Get the sweet cactus chicken jesusmug. Sex Ed: Hermaphrodites are people or animals that have the reproductive organs of both genders.
Redneck: Well, Jesus' Step-Dad!
Redneck: Well, Jesus' Step-Dad!
by Mo Fro Bro December 31, 2006
Get the Well, Jesus' Step-Dad!mug.