talking into god’s telephone

When one is throwing up into a toilet

I felt really sick last night and spent most of it talking into god’s telephone.

by grdn79 August 22, 2023

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shit talks

When a new relationship seems to be going amazingly, then your partner suddenly wants to have heavy chats about something utterly trivial and they make out it's a dealbreaker issue.

Person one: "How's everything going with that hot mess?"
Person two: "Oh dude, it's bliss... But she wants to have shit talks on Sunday, about cat shampoo ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ "

by SamsonBear May 8, 2019

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Butts Talking

Loudly expelling putrid smelling gas from the depths of one’s bowels in the company of others.

Doug: Hey man, you ready to go play some cards?

Alexander: Sure just don't sit by me though.

Doug: Why?

Alexander: (FFFRRRVVVVRRRTTTTTT) cause my Butts Talking loud and proud tonight.

Doug: Jesus, what did you eat?

Alexander: bean burrito, side of beans, brussel sprouts and broccoli.

by Joey BeefBuicker September 2, 2011

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Resting Bitch Talk

A female and or ( it ) who constantly talks with an attitude , and talks super ratchet but says their not when you call them out on it . That person will most likely also have a resting bitch face 87% of the time , also whenever you say they talk with an attitude they will say there not with attitude

Guy: Hey! Why do talk like that ?
Girl: talk like what ?

Guy: talk with (Resting Bitch Talk )
Girl: No the fuck I dont go away

by McNasty1101 May 8, 2018

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