colon slap 

When you evacuate your colon so fast that the intestinal walls slap together and cause pain.

The condition usually occurs after consuming bulk fiber or Pho noodles that act like a sort of turd rebar. The vacuum created by eliminating this exceptionally long and fat fiber dumpling at high speed causes the colon walls to collapse and impact each other.

You: Boss, I have to leave work because I've just had an instance of colon slap.

Boss: Okay, have a craptastic day and cut back on the Pho noodles and bulk fiber.

colon slap by Capt Craptastic May 14, 2010

Caddy Slap 

1. A slap given to a very rude person by a member of society named Caddy Pattison.

2. A very hard bitch slap, makes boys cry.

3. When a golf caddy puts a brick in a golfing glove and smacks a fellow golfer.

1. David was being a goof, and received a caddy slap. 2. Tiger Woods got a Caddy Slap for cheating on his wife.

Caddy Slap by Fuq-Phace McGee December 2, 2010

whoopy-slap 

when somebody fills their butthole full of air and slaps somebody with it and lets out a poot

No, a 3 is good, a 3 is like Mitchell Musso from Hannah Montana after he got, yknow.. whoopy-slapped by Jackson.

whoopy-slap by Some bitch in Rhode Island April 24, 2011

Flu Slap 

A special fighting moved used when one is contagious with the flu. The infected person proceeds to first cough on one's hand, then slap their enemy in the face, there by infecting their opponent.

I flu slapped him him so bad, he'll be in bed for a week!

Flu Slap by E.N. Slaps May 8, 2011

Dilly Slap 

Putting your hand in a condom, filling it with water, and then slapping someone.

Chick: Jo wouldn't give me his Snack Pack, so I dilly slapped him in the face.

Dilly Slap by willynillydilly2 October 13, 2011

mozzarella slap 

When one is eating a slice of cheese pizza and the cheese suddenly slaps you in the face.

Tiffany has cheese on her face from that mozzarella slap!

mozzarella slap by xtremegirls August 3, 2011

boredom slap 

when your level of boredom is so great, you spontaneously slap yourself in the face in the hope of having a fun idea.

"This guy was just sitting at the table across from me in the diner, then BAAAMM! he slaps himself in the face."

"Yeah dude ,probably was a boredom slap."

"Yeah afterward he started doing the macarena on a table."

"oh..."

boredom slap by person with a name October 25, 2012