mouth plow

when you get hit in the face so hard that it knocks you back a couple feet.

guy: so i heard you got into a fight last night
friend: yeah, i gave this guy the worst mouth plow ever! it was hilarious.

by zxcmega July 17, 2011

Chili Mouth

When ur eating Hot Peppers and its buring your mouth so bad you cant even talk!!

Man i had those hot wings and i had chili mouth!!!

by hhsbigwile July 30, 2011

mulch mouth

1) noun - a pathological liar, bullshitter, etc.

A mulch mouth will ramble on about exaggerated or untrue accomplishments as long as someone will let them.

2) Someone with horrible teeth.

1) "Hey, that guy over there says he's a top-ranking Navy Seal! Before that, he owned a hotel in Vegas, toured with Bon Jovi, wrestled an alligator, and almost died while saving a kid who was almost hit by a train!"
"Don't believe him. He's a mulch mouth."

2) She needs some serious dental work done to that mulch mouth of hers.

by Argh Nargh August 20, 2011

secret mouth organ

an exclamation of extreme displeasure when words such as shit, bollocks and cock just aren't enough.

Pete: hey andy, somebody just smashed your car up!
Andy: SECRET MOUTH ORGAN!!!!

by stealthy_ginger June 18, 2011

Mouth Barter

performing oral sex as the payment for goods and/or services

The girl mouth bartered her way into getting a good grade.

by AFT Rules June 22, 2011

twottin mouth

similar to cotton mouth except your mouth is dry from eating alotta vagina

After eating all that pussy I had a major case of twottin mouth.

by thesensone June 28, 2011

Mouth Texter

Like a Hand Talker, this is a person that insists on using there mouth to either spell or speak as they text on their phone. Some speak out loud while some simply mouth the words or letters in an overly exaggerated fashion (usually caused by their slow texting skills).

My wife is such a Mouth Texter, she just got her new iPhone and spends all day Mouth Texting as she sends all her sisters texts about her new apps.

OMG, this guy in Math class next to me is a Mouth Texter and I swear I heard him text that he was going to ask you to Prom!

by KIA_Ostee October 21, 2011