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Car Toys

Car Toys is not a better way to go
by JackOLantern764 March 31, 2024
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Car Snatch

The kind of pussy you have to keep paying for if you want to "fill it up".
Man, I'm in a real dry spell. All I can get right now is car snatch and it's driving me fucking broke.
by Sensible Dictionary November 21, 2010
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car cum house

Dirty hovel with wheels; nary cleaned and commonly used for copulation.
Baby, I really want to take you home, but right now I'm staying in my buddies car cum house.
by darkfeone July 31, 2016
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car bound

To go to a free party and in a car then spend the majority of the time in it, generally sniffing ketamine.
"did will morter even get to da party last night?"

"Yeah mate but he spent the whole time car bound sniffing cks"

"safe......"
by Big Traps November 22, 2013
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E.R. Car

The term "E.R. Car" is used to illustrate how much money a trip to a local hospital emergency room (local E.R.) will cost. So if the typical price of a car runs anywhere from $5,000 to $20,000 for a used car, and then anywhere from $30, 000 to $70,000 for a new car, then it is not unreasonable, in today's American healthcare environment, to equate the price of one car to the cost of one emergency room visit.

A similar term is "E.R. House," used to describe the cost of emergency room care for a truly catastrophic medical situation where the price of just one emergency room visit equates to the price of a buying a house.
"I got taken to the emergency room in an ambulance, and after all the x-Rays, all the blood work, all the CT scans and after consulting with four different specialists, the emergency room sent me home and then billed me for over $45,000. That was my first ever E.R. Car in my whole life, and I hope it was my last."
by Innocent Byproduct March 2, 2024
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Car fun

I’m great at car fun
by Fred678 March 22, 2023
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Car Sensitivity

Car sensitivity is a disorder discovered by Ford Motor Company in Denmark. The disorder is usually caused by a conviction that taking your car to an authorized auto repair workshop is either too expensive or the service is too poor.

This leads to car owners being uncommonly protective around their cars and the disorder often reaches such a level, that it inflicts other peoples lives in a negative way.

Classic symptoms of car sensitivity

• Takes 'excessively' good care of the car and is very touchy around it.
• Is afraid that something will happen with their car and is therefore often overprotecting.
• Has trouble driving others around in their car.
• Is convinced that authorized auto repair workshops are far too expensive and fully fail to visit them.
• Always washes and polishes the car by hand.
• Has a ban on bringing food and drinks in the car. The same goes for dirty clothes and shoes.
• Removes pebbles from tires.
• Parks far from other cars in parking spaces.
• Refrains from driving in the rain.
• Never lends their car to kids and other family members.
• Uses protective covers whenever possible.

There are certain ways to adverse the symptoms, such as car covers, shoe covers, nano technology and simply never driving the car. But there’s really only one true cure, which is visiting an authorized auto repair workshop to learn that the car is in good hands and it won’t cost a fortune to receive great service.
Car sensitivity is a disorder discovered by Ford Motor Company in Denmark, due to the compulsive behavior characterizing a vast amount of car owners.
Used in a sentence: "Are you really so car sensitive that our child can't sit in the car?!"
by CarSensitiveAndProud May 4, 2017
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