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drop a deuce, free a bird

a chill phrase to use when you don't know how or why you did something, but it expresses the extremely chill nature
person 1: hey dude why did you do that?

person 2: idk dude, it's.... drop a deuce free a bird?
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person 1 learning a new concept and realising the complex-simplicity
"drop a deuce, free a bird..."
by Staedtler Berol February 15, 2024
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Hans-free

When you get free time from Hans, you're Hans-free.
I love these phone calls Hans-free!
by 🅰️ January 17, 2022
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It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant

A good line to use wif a cute chick when ya wanna do something totally "innocent 'n' harmless" like rub her feet, give her a cuddly soothing massage, etc.
Telling a hot gal dat "It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant" can also be effective for getting her to allow you total access to her warm softness wif your hands and lips, provided dat you are actually able to "keep it in your pants" (or at least just in her hand or mouth, if you're both naked). Good luck wif DAT, though --- once you get excited from savoring her exquisite flesh, her juicy-looking coochie may look awfully tempting for your painfully-engorged lulu! What you can do in dis case, though, is to either wear a condom or have her "relieve da pressure" manually/orally, and then you can safely thrust inside of her for at least a few minutes before your sperm-glands "recharge themselves" to da point where you would again be in danger of spurting helplessly while you're eagerly "soothing her baby-tunnel" wif your swollen "love-pipe".
by QuacksO December 12, 2019
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99% fat free mayonnaise

When you try to be on diet so you buy the fat free one but really it's not even that good.
"Oh Janine, I'm only buying this 99% fat free mayonnaise because I'm on a diet"
by YeetusMcGeetus March 21, 2019
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Free will

Your entire future was made from the start of time, I believe.

Free will
by DICKWARIO July 14, 2021
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Free eats

An expression that one says when given free food.
Jay: Yo! Some pickle fucker gave us free eats!
by KnightofNerdom December 23, 2018
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Free d guys

Free d guys out the wok🔓
by Ts17% July 16, 2022
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