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smelly David

A young fellow, a teen by the name of David, who does not ever take the time to shower or apply any sort of odor that will make him smell appealing. For some reason though 8lbs pounds of gel seems to be the appropriate amount to put in his hair. Nobody's how but for some reason there is a perfect example of this in quincy that somehow has a girlfriend
John: "Yo huge fucking party tonight"
Joe: " Ya I think smelly David is coming"
John: "Fuck, he's bouta make this place smell like absolute shit"
Joe :"True, i'll tell him to fuck off"
by Nigleteers May 6, 2017
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davide

Davide è il ragazzo migliore che potessi mai conoscere. E' difficile descriverlo perchè è tante cose insieme. Davide è un grande amico, c'è nei momenti del bisogno e ti fa divertire sempre. E' un grande fidanzato anche, è dolce e protettivo e non ti lascerà mai andare se sei quella giusta. Capisce subito se qualcosa non va e farà il possibile per farti stare bene. A volte stronzo, ha avuto un passato difficile e per questo nasconde i suoi punti deboli ma se sei la persona, la sua persona, allora ti mostrerà anche i suoi segreti più profondi. Che ti ami non ci sarà dubbio ma non aspettarti di essere indispensabile per lui. Ci rimarrebbe male ma ormai abituato a chi se ne va, lo supererebbe presto. Ti darà tutto se stesso e tutto il suo amore, attent* a non farlo soffrire perfavore.
x:Ho conosciuto Davide
o:Non fartelo scappare uno come lui è prezioso
by i'madreamer November 22, 2021
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Got David Mendoza-ed

When your significant other smothers you with a pillow.
Fuck man.. Did you hear what happened to Mitch? He got David Mendoza-ed last night.
by David Mendoza69 December 5, 2022
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DAVID

A guy who rans around a shopping mall yelling help..

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Guy do u like david. No david

has autism
by Chunkmonkey69 February 3, 2025
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David Myhre

A beverage that consists of 3 parts vodka 1 part kombucha

Much like an Arnold Palmer
"I was hangin with that hippie chick in her buss drinkin David Myhres and ended up running naked in the sand dunes"

"Yo, I ended up hangin with those granolas and gettin totally shit faced on David Myhres"
by AKbigkahuna July 6, 2018
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David

David is a loser dick fuckwad piece of shit drunken controlling tiny sick brainless ball sack.
Oh that guy... he’s such a David.
by Durhamsucks July 14, 2020
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David Tepper

David Tepper doesn't want to win a Super Bowl more than the Carolina Panthers, Jerry Richardson, or the fans of the Carolina Panthers. Anybody that believes that has been mislead. He's just a rich guy from Pittsburgh (with deeper pockets than most people that buy a sports franchise) that bought the team, big fuckin deal.
David Tepper has convinced some fans of the Panthers that he's their kind of guy, the Panther's fan's Panther's fan, but he doesn't give a fuck about what you give a fuck about, he doesn't give a fuck about you. He's always had a financial interest in mind since he bought the team.
by The Original Agahnim January 27, 2022
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