The act of masturbation or handjob, when it involves a big, hairy, thick penis.
Usually, the male involved in this act has never shaved his frontal genital area.
Usually, the male involved in this act has never shaved his frontal genital area.
Girl 1: "What did you do with that cute guy in the bedroom?"
Girl 2: "I was choking the teddy bear"
Girl 1: "Gross!"
Girl 2: "I was choking the teddy bear"
Girl 1: "Gross!"
by HentaiNerd69 January 14, 2014
East Bound Don't Feed The Bears you got'em Wall to Wall from the 186 mile marker to the 54 mile marker.Don't give them a reason to take food off your childrens plate.
by MarkDB1973 February 07, 2009
used to describe someone who is a pan (see definition for pan) and is awkward and chunky like a bear, and all at the same time is acting like a major homosexual.
wow man, you are moving and acting like a pan bear faggot.
really murphy? you come up into this party and start acting like a pan bear faggot? not cool.
really murphy? you come up into this party and start acting like a pan bear faggot? not cool.
by m - SMOOVE February 10, 2011
"Ugh I hate her! She is always going off and saying the dumbest things."
"Seriously she is such a green gummy bear. Let's exclude her and throw toothpicks at her when she's not looking."
"Seriously she is such a green gummy bear. Let's exclude her and throw toothpicks at her when she's not looking."
by Red_Gummy_bear June 10, 2008
by megalomcintosh December 18, 2011
A sexual tactic used to cream fill a sexual partner. By wrapping one's arms around another person and applying a powerful pressure during intercourse, the victim is locked down and powerless to deny the full ejaculatory load. Used to quell skiddish co-pilots and mentally confound anti-birth control sluts.
Commonly used in midwestern hate sex and sexual roulette.
Commonly used in midwestern hate sex and sexual roulette.
"Did you use a condom with that bartender last night?"
"NO! She asked me to pull out but I Bear-hug Blasted her instead."
"You can't use a condom. It's against my religion."
"Bitch, let me put it in your ass or I'll just Bear-hug Blast you."
"NO! She asked me to pull out but I Bear-hug Blasted her instead."
"You can't use a condom. It's against my religion."
"Bitch, let me put it in your ass or I'll just Bear-hug Blast you."
by Gleaven May 15, 2014
the process of tying a girl to a bed by her feet, and fucking her in the asshole until you cum in her
by JoPo13 October 24, 2006