by Anonymous Person Smile July 28, 2022
Get the National Give an Otter a Cookie Daymug. by Rbg8 March 22, 2022
Get the cookie-llionairemug. Travis told his friend to put that cookie in your crock pot and smoke it. His friend punched him because he's not into felching.
by M@x Power August 16, 2018
Get the put that cookie in your crock pot and smoke itmug. the opposite of a golden cookie
by Chad_the_Great December 9, 2021
Get the wrath cookiemug. To create a “Red Velvet Cookie” you must collect a month’s worth of period blood. Then, using some of the period blood as lube, you must collect a week’s worth of semen. Next, collect a large amount of fresh shit, then take all the ingredients, mix well, and leave alone for a week of fermentation. When ready, bake at high temperature until a nice crispy crust forms. Once you finish baking, you may eat your delicious treat, or share the snack with others.
by Potato Salad 123 April 3, 2025
Get the Red Velvet Cookiemug. The terrible realization that the chocolate chips in your cookie are, in fact raisins. Yet, you continue to consume the cookie simply because it's a cookie, even though its not the cookie you want.
An overwhelming disappointment when you realize you've set high expectations based on the appearance of an item.
An overwhelming disappointment when you realize you've set high expectations based on the appearance of an item.
Beth: Hey are you still dating Landon??
Mica: Yeah, but he's a total Cookie Paradox. His dick is tiny.
Beth: Oh but he's so attractive and funny, what are you gonna do?
Mica: Well, I'm obviously going to fool around with him until I find something better.
Mica: Yeah, but he's a total Cookie Paradox. His dick is tiny.
Beth: Oh but he's so attractive and funny, what are you gonna do?
Mica: Well, I'm obviously going to fool around with him until I find something better.
by bonanzapanda February 28, 2020
Get the Cookie Paradoxmug. 
Get the Cocoa cookiemug.