Better Cereal in the Fridge than milk in the Pantry

This phrase, coined by one Mark Hymen Able, is used in lieu of “things could be worse”. I seek no bias, i in fact think it’s Mediocre at best so what I’m looking for is a honest voting from unrelated third parties as to if this phrase is in fact witty and eloquent, as it’s author might suggest

I paid extra and took the afternoon off work to catch the earlier flight home to Perth. Upon arrival and check in we were informed flight was delayed 3 hours and we weren’t allowed to leave the terminal as it was a domestic stopover on an international flight so we had to go through customs so could not exit. I don’t have aids though so better cereal in the fridge than milk in the pantry.

by Mable’s Memmy’s June 6, 2018

white and milk chocolate chip muffin

nick: a particular person who may resemble or taste like a white and milk chocolate chip muffin. who is as cute as one and if science would allow become one permantly :)

nick is my amazing white and milk chocolate chip muffin

by sarahshutup January 22, 2008

Your dad went to the milk store

Fat pussy

Your dad went to the milk store

by fakdhjfsdkFdnsjkfds May 27, 2022

Sucked His Man Boobs Clean of Fat and Milk

When someone behaves in a way so as to think that you are stupid, when really you are the one playing them.

When the little man drank the poisoned wine in "Princess Bride," Wesley sucked his man boobs clean of fat and milk.

by SoftCrumb October 13, 2021

Ur dad left for the milk and never came back

Ur dad left for the milk and never came back means that ur dad left for the milk and never came back, a joke, or a excuse to leave a room forever and never come back.........

Person 1: Ur mom
Person 2: Ur dad left for the milk and never came back *disappears*

by -_-Cora-_- September 3, 2022

Like a milk float hitting a brick wall

A particularly powerful ejaculation.

"Philip had been away for three weeks shooting lions in the Serengeti, so when he smashed the life out of me upon his return it was like a milk float hitting a brick wall"

"Good heavens, Ma'am"

by Bearded Cridders November 11, 2017

I have to go get milk from the store

The act of needing to go get milk from the store.

I have to go get milk from the store.

by Ihavetogogetmilkfromthestore February 18, 2022