National suck dick day

June 24th

Rules: each person who participates must suck dick at least 3 times anyone who sucks dick 4 times or more will be rewarded for at least 30 mins if rewarded early you must get to 4
June 24 National suck dick day
Suck dick 4 times and you will be rewarded
by Matthew Avlogs June 24, 2020
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Kent State Still Sucks

A commonly known fact to all students of the University of Akron, that no matter what time it is, Kent State still sucks.

The phrase usually arises after one person shouts, asking what time it is. At which point, someone will reply, and the rest of the crowd will chime in, saying "And Kent State still sucks!"
Person 1: "What time is it?"

Person 2: "It's 8:44."

Crowd: "And Kent State still sucks!"
by AK-Rowdies September 11, 2009
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Go Suck Your Self

Meaning just f*ck off or go f*ck your self
by LOL0909 October 02, 2018
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National Suck Titties Day

this holiday is celebrated every year on january 19th.
Tim: aye you know what day it is tomorrow?
Jeff: no, tell me.
Tim: its national suck titties day! go suck you some titties man!
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sucks to your ass-mar!

This wonderful, versatile phrase is the one good thing that came from the incredibly boring novel 'Lord of the Flies'.

It can be used for a greeting, and many other sittuations as well. It can be used as a synnonym for "pwned", "sucks to be you!", etc. You can get creative.

Another wonderful thing about this phrase is that you might be able to get away with shouting it to your English teacher. I mean, it's rude, but it's from an incredibly boring and well-acclaimed novel, so she/he might be impressed enough with you that she won't shoot you for saying it to him/her.

When you say it, you have to say it in a Brittish accent (it comes from the context of 'Lord of the Flies'), and in a mocking tone (one similar to that in which you'd say something like "Ha-ha!").
Bob- "Oh, no! He's going to throw that rotten egg at me!"
Chuck- "Sucks to your ass-mar!"

*someone gets owned*
Chuck- "Sucks to your ass-mar!"

English teacher- "Oh, no! I seem to have misplaced my papers!"
Chuck- "SUCKS TO YOUR ASS-MAR!"
English teacher- "Why, how rude! I'm writing you up! ..Oh wait, no, that's from 'Lord of the Flies', therefore I'm impressed. You get a gold star!"
by NothingChen December 08, 2006
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