This style of gooning begins with an intense desire to separate from one's mortal, earthly being. This style of gooning will require at least 6 months of consistent edging. Attempting the Kevin style gooning with less than 6 months of edging experience may lead to injury and/or death. When beginning this gooning style, sit or lay down in a peaceful environment, away from distractions. You cannot utilize the assistance of electronic devices or any "toys" when beginning your gooning session. Begin masturbating intensely at a rate of 120 strokes per minute, 60 spm which equates to two strokes per second. Each minute, increase the stroke rate by 10. When you reach the point of ejaculation, scream "I LOVE SNOWFALL," this will get rid of any feeling of ejaculation and continue doing so for the next hour to three hours.
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There are multiple types of users on Urban Dictionary who provide the site with different words and definitions, one of them being fangirls of anything and everything, which results in really strange or nonsensical repetitive definitions relating to Harry Styles.
Where normal English words are derived from old languages like Latin, these words originate from generic pop music, a good example of "generic pop music" like this being Bo Burham's song titled "Repeat Stuff."
There are multiple types of users on Urban Dictionary who provide the site with different words and definitions, one of them being fangirls of anything and everything, which results in really strange or nonsensical repetitive definitions relating to Harry Styles.
Where normal English words are derived from old languages like Latin, these words originate from generic pop music, a good example of "generic pop music" like this being Bo Burham's song titled "Repeat Stuff."
Bob: *browses Urban Dictionary *
"What's 'Watermelon Sugar? I never heard of this before."
* reads top definition *
"Oh, well I guess it means many things."
Bob, again: * browsing Urban Dictionary a second time *
"'Georgia Rose'? What are these weird phrases?"
* checks the top definition for 'Georgia rose' *
"What do these words even mean?? I'm not getting any answers."
Alice: "Oh, those aren't real words. They're lyrics from songs by Harry Styles. He's my favorite music artist."
Bob: "...who? Surely there's a coherent definition on him."
* proceeds to look up 'Harry Styles' on Urban Dictionary *
"Oh my gosh...there's so many definitions on this guy. And they're all the same thing over and over again?!"
* Bob's soul proceeds to leave his body and ascends to the next plane of existence out of pure confusion *
"What's 'Watermelon Sugar? I never heard of this before."
* reads top definition *
"Oh, well I guess it means many things."
Bob, again: * browsing Urban Dictionary a second time *
"'Georgia Rose'? What are these weird phrases?"
* checks the top definition for 'Georgia rose' *
"What do these words even mean?? I'm not getting any answers."
Alice: "Oh, those aren't real words. They're lyrics from songs by Harry Styles. He's my favorite music artist."
Bob: "...who? Surely there's a coherent definition on him."
* proceeds to look up 'Harry Styles' on Urban Dictionary *
"Oh my gosh...there's so many definitions on this guy. And they're all the same thing over and over again?!"
* Bob's soul proceeds to leave his body and ascends to the next plane of existence out of pure confusion *
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