pants beer

when someone pours beer on their junk for no apparent reason

“let’s have a beer”
“no let’s have a pants beer”

* pours beer on their junk*

by maya with the papayas December 9, 2023

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beer shit

A large amount of shitting caused by a significant intake of beer, which has grain as its base, causing lots of shits.

Bob has the beer shits.

by BLUE WHALE!!!! December 17, 2018

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beer beav

When a woman gets a yeast infection after getting eaten out by a beer drinker.

I accidentally gave my girlfriend beer beav after chugging Natty Lights all night.

by palabrameister January 25, 2023

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Beer wear

some old fat dude who drinks beer all day in his underwear and the majority of his clothes is stained in beer

"Yo dude did you see that guy we just past?"
"Yeah, he's wearing Beer wear!"

by Dickdoodleham May 25, 2015

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celebrated the second friday of january, DRINK A WOMAN BEER. only women can have woman beer, woman beer is like not beer but not a cocktail yk. like smirnoff ice something fruity. if you like real beer youre nasty as hell. piss drinkers. To celebrate sing America the Beautiful and drink everytime a word that starts with “A” is sung. If you are a man you cannot participate in this holiday unless given permission.

friend #1: GAH I AM THIRSTY!!!!! WHAT DAY IS IT???!?!?
friend #2: GOOD FOR YOU! it’s National Woman Beer Day, here’s a pink lemonade jack daniel’s!
friend #1 and #2 then sing America the Beautiful together with woman beers in hand.

by B1gT1ll3r January 8, 2025

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