So raunchy he had to have 4 whole names. Claims he’s done four white dragons. Constantly threatens to throw out the printer. He won’t fight you but Blodgett will. Very skittish when questioned. Does crack?
I can’t believe you’re being a Benjamen Michael Phillip Kuhman right now.
by Shoppness May 28, 2019
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michael mahoney

Also known as big cat. Usually found in a police uniform.
I wonder what the cops are here for, we'd better ask Michael Mahoney!
by mthgrll97 October 25, 2017
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joseph michael allen

A very hot boy who has feelings for someone but can't really tell Anyone about it. The girl is beautiful , strong and bold hearted ! He is kind in every way possible and is a hard worker . Once he starts to love it's hard to stop him .
by Urban dictionary soceity January 09, 2018
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michael tasevski

A Shiite skinny fuck that likes yr8 (Alana) that are flat fuck a bitch in a pond and put a hook in a bitch
by Michael Tasevski October 28, 2020
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Michael Barlow

Generally defined as a sex black male. Tends o steal everyones thot bitches but the niggas he steals them from steal think he is a God
Nigga#1: Damn I heard that you and your girl split up
Nigga#2: Yeah we did
Nigga#1: what happened
Nigga#2: She left me for someone else
Nigga#1: Well are you gonna kick his ass
Nigga#2: Naw cuh is aight cuz Michael Barlow stole her from me
Nigga#1:Oh shit you dont wanna mess with that nigga
by Nigga cheese bitch November 15, 2018
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A koala who lives in a tree
came down the tree with glee
sat on a rock which hurt his bum
and then went back up his tree
I want a michael (the koala from the bible) as a pet please
by iuhuiluhiuhiuh July 22, 2022
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michael slivka

The motherfucking goat. Best to ever do it. Dick is always schlanging.
Yo is that THE michael slivka?
Bro that’s michael slivka
by Fortniteclutcher300 October 21, 2020
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