When a man places his penis inside another man and proceeds to spin in a helicopter like motion, working best with a curved penis as he can feel it everywhere
by Flapperfapper3000 February 7, 2018
Get the Anal helicopter 4000mug. Noun Invented by actor Sean Connery, the anal bum cover provides a secure and protective barrier for your anus. Useful while being incarcerated in a federal prison.
"I've spent years trying to perfect the anal bum cover, failing to do so has been my greatest regret." - Sean Connery (While on Celebrity Jeopardy)
by Joe_Rombie February 9, 2009
Get the Anal Bum Covermug. Jeff: Dude my ass hair was getting so long and I didn't want to cut myself trying to shave so I did an Anal hair tear.
by hatesjeff November 14, 2009
Get the Anal hair tearmug. This day celebrates the popular food item with a popular sexual act on June 4th. This day is celebrated between two or more people that love anal sex and pizza. You engage in anal sex and afterwards share a pizza.
- Hey Cindy, what are you up to tonight?
- I'm going over to Bob's for Pizza and Anal Day. It's become a yearly tradition of ours on June 4th.
- I'm going over to Bob's for Pizza and Anal Day. It's become a yearly tradition of ours on June 4th.
by SomeRedheadedChick July 26, 2016
Get the Pizza and Anal Daymug. the act of giving a sexual partner a nipple cripple (the twisting/tweaking and/or general fondling of the the erogenous nipples and surrounding area), whilst simultaneously delivering anal sex. this increases both tension and overall pleasure at the point of orgasm.
damn, this anal pounding is not nearly satisfactory enough to fulfil my sexual desires. if you’d give me an anal nipple cripple, i’d be sure to scream out in pleasure!
by breakingbad January 3, 2013
Get the anal nipple cripplemug. the Anal Optical Nerve exists, If you don't believe me, pull a hair from your ass and see if it doesn't bring a tear to your eye.
by PersianDeity March 7, 2008
Get the Anal Optical Nervemug. 1: Sexual: Partaking in a gang bang-style orgy which is strictly limited to anal sex.
2: Non-sexual: Used to describe a situation or emotion that is less than desired, uncomfortable, or generally bad.
2: Non-sexual: Used to describe a situation or emotion that is less than desired, uncomfortable, or generally bad.
Flip: "Hey yo baby, hows about you an' me hook up and get in on the chocolate train?!"
Rhyonda: "What the hell are you talking about?"
Flip: "Anal gang bang, bitch!"
Cop: "Do you have any idea why I pulled you over?"
Aaron: "Was I speeding, officer?"
Cop: "Well I should say so. I clocked you at 103mph in a 55mph zone. That carries a God damned hefty fine, young man".
Aaron: "Anal gang bang..."
Cop: "STEP OUT OF THE CAR WITH YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR! There will be NO anal gang bang on my watch, BITCH!"
Aaron: "I love a man in uniform..."
Rhyonda: "What the hell are you talking about?"
Flip: "Anal gang bang, bitch!"
Cop: "Do you have any idea why I pulled you over?"
Aaron: "Was I speeding, officer?"
Cop: "Well I should say so. I clocked you at 103mph in a 55mph zone. That carries a God damned hefty fine, young man".
Aaron: "Anal gang bang..."
Cop: "STEP OUT OF THE CAR WITH YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR! There will be NO anal gang bang on my watch, BITCH!"
Aaron: "I love a man in uniform..."
by Babies September 13, 2006
Get the anal gang bangmug.