his testicles were so fucking strong that they could be powered by machine guns
testicles powered by machine guns are awesome!
testicles powered by machine guns are awesome!
by Tower0fdreams January 19, 2025
Get the testicles powered by machine guns mug.A Chicago Truffle Power Couple (known as gooning squared) is when a man edges himself for hours, sometimes in multiple spurts, to achieve something of a trance state of being. His dick and body are aligned, and he has lost control of most motor skills, cognitive ability and communication ability. His body reverts to shaky, jerky motions, tounge sticking out, dull expression in his eyes, face. All communication is done with grunts and moans, and all thinking ability is removed. He is white as a sheet and embodies a walking, living erection. The woman he is with (the squared part) also edges herself into this same state, sometimes using the man’s dick to edge herself, and becomes a “goonette” or “truffle”. Together they make the Chicago Truffle Power Couple, being many of headlines in newspapers thanks to their deregulated motor skills and antisocial behavior. These couples usually manifest themselves in low income areas or low iq areas (more if these overlap) and are very entertaining to watch. They exit this state when they ejaculate, and revert back to their normal, much less fun state.
Look at those people over there, they are completely whacked out!
Yeah, that’s the local Chicago Truffle Power Couple, they are at the peak of the gooning cycle. They’ll be arrested for public indecency here before too long, get a bag of popcorn.
Yeah, that’s the local Chicago Truffle Power Couple, they are at the peak of the gooning cycle. They’ll be arrested for public indecency here before too long, get a bag of popcorn.
by Lostnationmudflap July 19, 2025
Get the Chicago truffle power couple mug.a scene from the sonic the hedgehog movie 2 trailer when sonic dashes at knuckles and knuckles says "Does it look like i need your power
by Ur mothers mothers mothers son December 14, 2021
Get the Does it look like i need your power mug.by Hiilma November 20, 2020
Get the The ultimate power couple mug.by wednesday Addams January 20, 2021
Get the POWER PEARLS mug.by Lauren Pores July 2, 2017
Get the lauren powers mug.1. Joe: How's it going?
Tom: Amazing. Having a power week; got a new job, girlfriend, and got that rash cleared up.
Tom: Amazing. Having a power week; got a new job, girlfriend, and got that rash cleared up.
by riffraff01 May 13, 2014
Get the power week mug.