yacht clubbing

An epicurean endeavor in which multiple gentlemen inhabiting the same hot tub comradely coax each other’s members into climax. Or in the colloquial “jerk each other off”. While a yacht is only a preferred venue, top hats and monocles are essential for the proper ambiance.

Gentleman1: I say!: after considering the rather dreary obligation of impregnating my own wife, I really could use a weekend of yacht clubbing!
Gentleman2: Hear! Hear! I second that!
Gentleman3: my apologies, but I’m afraid I must decline. I feel it is not quite my cup of tea.

Gentleman2: poppycock! I’ll have you know that the Prescott family takes great pride in its many generations of caviar-drizzled dick rubs! Only the most unrefined of Philistines would turn his nose up at such decadence!

Gentleman1: My good sir! Has no one informed you? It’s not gay, if you’re wearing a top hat!

by AnonymousBloke December 10, 2017

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spoon awerness club

A group that you will need to join if you want to brush your teeth still

Man the spoon awerness club is so cool you should join today

by anonymous March 22, 2021

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Out of luck club

A political car club that attacks and threatens members and fans for not conforming to their political ideas z

Yo! Out of luck club is… out of luck! The owner is having a mental break down!

by outofluckclub May 4, 2022

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Sassy Comfy Club

A beautiful safe space on Discord for cuties and angels

"Oh yeah I just joined Sassy Comfy Club"
"Thats great! Its so friendly and aesthetic I love it!"

by Cheri The Cherry March 9, 2022

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Cop Clubs

Cop Clubs- Any Planet Fitness or Applebee's

Sharon:Hey, Peters, do you have a Black Card Membership to Cop Clubs?

Peters: Youbetcha

by AddictedTo_VaginalSkin September 18, 2024

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fat girl club

An obese female's circle of female friends who are all obese. The size of this group of friends will vary depending how many fat girls there are at your school.

Due to her size, Morgan had no time making friends due to the existence of the Fat Girl Club.

by bicycleforrats July 8, 2016

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