posidedons poop

1. When your poop goes and flushes itself
2. posidedon comes and slaps your poop and then leaves and then come back a few seconds later and flushes the toilet and if you say thanks he will give you 1 bucks if not he ends your life

1. Today while I was pooping I pooped a posidedons poop man it was wonderful like OMG OMG OMG
2. Today I got a posidedon poop man like that's why I'm in the underworld right now

by Doggy Yeet June 28, 2022

Poop Pimple

Person who tries to draw attention to their small rear end using explicit attention seeking attire, posture or walk.

Ugh! There goes a poop pimple by me.

by UrbanDefinator May 25, 2021

Slimy poops

Three friends, named Lucy,Flynn and Sierra :)

“Oh man, that’s the gnarliest group of slimy poops I’ve ever seen”

by Marie’s January 30, 2022

Poop Sock

And ordinary sock that you use to poop in when you can go to the bathroom or don’t want to want to

Mom found the poop sock

by Deathrider1002 March 13, 2019

Puxatony Poop

When you have a very solid poop that begins its exit from the asshole but sees it's shadow and retreats back into your rectum.

Doctor: How's the constipation coming?
Me: One poop almost came out but shot back up my asshole
Doctor: Ahh I see... sounds like a classic case of Puxatony Poop

by Raht November 13, 2016

pooping argument

The argument people have when they find out other people wipe their ass differently than they do.

"Everyone knows you have to stand up to wipe"
"Aww thats wrong that should be against the law everyone knows you must stay seated"
" I hate having a pooping argument with you"

by Silent do(your mom) good August 31, 2016

hooch poop

the bowel movement following a night of mixing beer and liquor. similar to the beer shit

Guy 1: oh that smells nasty!

Guy 2: sorry i had a hooch poop

by gh3 January 9, 2010