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Left pocket dog shit

Iโ€™m lowkeyly mad geeked because I HAVE NOTING ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”
โ€œYo bro can you cover meโ€
โ€œNah bro I got left pocket dog shitโ€
by itsalwaysme223 July 1, 2024
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Trash pocket

The right pocket on a Starbucks employees apron that somehow seems to always get filled w sugar packets and trash โ€ฆ..the left one is for snacks
Donโ€™t forget to empty your trash pocket before you leave
by StarbucksCorprate November 6, 2023
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utility pocket

A hot pocket with multiple uses. First the Vallie creature fucks it, using the marinara sauce as a gentle lube. After the hot pocket has been fucked it is then consumed, resulting in a multi use hot pocket.
I fucked the utility pocket in my hentai filled shame dungeon.
by #Hashtagtherealmcqueen December 11, 2016
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NEW YORK HOT POCKET

The act of splurging on new clothes only to have them covered in semen and baked at 327 degrees for 39 hours then eating said clothing.
I brought some New York hot pocket to my friends baby shower
by FAT ASS CHIGGA December 28, 2024
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left pocket dog shit

To be broke or something that is a burden, inconvenient or unfortunate.
"a penny on pump 5. i have NOTINGG. left pocket dog shit."

or

"nahh i gotta work in the morning"
--thats some left pocket dog shit man
by theRealIPMDIABOD October 11, 2024
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Delaware Hot Pocket

The act of shitting into your hand, spreading it on your partner's armpits, and fucking the arm pit.
Devon gave your mom a Delaware Hot Pocket while on vacation! As if they weren't stinky enough.
by TismaticTard December 25, 2023
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