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your mom

a very well respected sex toy in witch 10 or more people have had their way with.
tell your mom i left my charger over there.
by wwqq May 16, 2015
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Your mom

A person that I fucked last night and happens to like the taste of my dick.
by Your Mom's real lover December 28, 2015
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Your mom

A very poor come bakc that people say when they can't think of anything else.
X "You're such a fag!"

Y "Your mom!"

X "Wtf?"

Y "You heard me!"

X "I gotta go do your mom....see ya!"
by Yushua January 28, 2008
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mom virus

The parental controls on the home computer that mom put in place so I couldn't use the internet after 9pm.

AKA: dad virus
GF: How come you didn't IM me last night?

Me: Mom virus on the 'puter.
by El Todd April 16, 2009
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Security Mom

The largest ignored voting block in America.

We want intelligent effective national and personal security not Napolean style boots on the ground conquering.

We love men who are honorable, courageous, loving, encouraging, and protective to friends and family but fiercely aggressive to those who prey on the weak. Bring back real masculinity.

We believe that these men will heal our nation and we are by their side for support.
The Republican and Democratic party are ignoring the security Mom vote. It would be wise for them to appeal to this largely purple suburban demographic.
by WomenLoveMasculineMen December 5, 2020
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mom jockey

a mom who sexually harasess her childs friends
"dude davids mom was being a really bad mom jockey to me yesterday
by mantos September 20, 2009
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Your mom

Teacher: No you can't bring donuts to the christmas party because they're full of sugar. Christopher: Your mom is full of sugar.
by Punk rock lover March 29, 2010
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