a Craig Michael Thornton

A guy who is overly obsessed with small details and is very unfunny. Also has a big willy.
Can be abbreviated into CMT

You know that guy Jonny, he's a Craig Michael Thornton.

by Harry, the word man November 1, 2025

George Michael

He is a singer-songwriter. The best singer that ever existed (including Freddie Mercury). PERFECT MAN.

Is that George Michael?
YES. I love that baby.

by George Michael from heaven April 14, 2020

michael tasevski

A Shiite skinny fuck that likes yr8 (Alana) that are flat fuck a bitch in a pond and put a hook in a bitch

We love u Michael Tasevski

by Michael Tasevski October 27, 2020

michael earnshaw

Ok ok this nigga has the best eyes he has a few friends that he tries to keep close HUGE cock GETS THA BITCHES yeah and most likely aussie

Wow he must be a Michael earnshaw

by It's just facts November 12, 2020

Michael

A fart bag

Michael munches on butt

by Sohiaaaa March 11, 2024

Michael Doublé

When you get a double kill in a video game.

Player 1: "That's two fat doinks added to the ol' StatTrak™."
Player 2: "Nice going, Michael Doublé."

by KXN September 14, 2023

shawn michael McReynolds

G. o. (big) D

Shawn Michael McReynolds is GoD

by Sourpatch July 29, 2022