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Michael Han-downer 

A frustrated male version of a Debbie-Downer who complains about everything during an awesome trip.
Why are you so grumpy that we have to drive to North Carolina? Stop being a Michael Han-Downer.
Michael Han-downer by Jbhomie October 28, 2020

Michael Andrews 

A very sexy man who has your back like a snake has your balls in the amazon.
When He goes monkey mode he goes silly.
Holy shit, that guy's a Michael Andrews!

Michael Day 

A day that is all about Michael, usually October 30th.
Lain: “You know Michael day?”.

Everyone: “YESSS!! I love spoiling Michael on Michael day!”.
Michael Day by notlains October 30, 2020

Michael Fastbastard 

Michael: I prefer the real me.

Michael: Perfection.

Michael: Perfection.
Michael: Perfection.

Michael: Perfection.
Michael: Perfection.

Michael: Perfection.
Michael: Perfection.

Michael: Perfection.

"The Michael Fastbastard experience"
Michael Fastbastard by JimGordon November 3, 2020

michael from og.starmic

literally the greatest human being on planet earth, there are literally no words in the entire universe to describe how amazing of a human being in all the multiverses. every parallel universe he is just better, always the best person, way better than i, haylie, is okay? anything he says to dispute that is cap.
haylie: michael from og.starmic is the best human being in the entire world
michael: no im not, you're better
haylie: cap