May

A person or individual being that portrays sacrcasmiconfidentialrealism. Pertaining to greatness of the highest standard.

Hey Dave, I just met this May, and she absolutely blew my mind.

by Hoody225 May 22, 2022

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May 11

All the pretty ass people born on this day.
Pretty Hair, Eyes, Body, EVERYTHING!!
<3

Girl: Hey! are you born on may 11?
Me: Yeah!
Girl: Your so pretty!

by PARISPARISPARISXX June 24, 2022

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May 12th

May 12 is give a girl a hoodie day

Girl: hey it’s May 12th! Give me your hoodie
Boy: Um? ok

by Jaytookyohoe May 11, 2023

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dit me thang may FPTU

It's an elevator bought just for show, not for students to ride

At 12 noon, run down 5 floors to have lunch. Then continue to run up 5 more floors. In general, I'm tired of dying but I don't understand why the school doesn't allow the elevator. At the time of admission, the elevator said that we have been with us for 4 years. All lies.dit me thang may FPTU

by FAN CỨNG FPTU 20 NĂM October 23, 2022

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29. May

On May 29. you have to punch every guy named Jakob.
Besides that, you also habe to give every Laurin you know 50 Bucks

Someguy: Jo Jakob today is 29. May
Jakob: F!

by Ludovicco3355 November 25, 2021

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May 6th

world ask daniel out day

Athena: Hey its May 6th - world ask daniel out day and u like daniel so go and ask him out
Shazam: Uhhh ok

Shazam: Sup daniel, will u go out with me
Daniel: Yes, i would love to <3

by master_fu_my_bestie May 5, 2022

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