Let me tell you about the absolute worst person I have ever had the displeasure of encountering. This individual possesses a personality that is so repugnant, it could make a skunk gag. And let's not even get started on their physical appearance - it's as if they were sculpted by Picasso during his most experimental phase. Truly, a sight for sore eyes.
Now, I must insist that you steer clear of this person at all costs. Trust me, you do not want to subject yourself to their toxic presence. It's like being trapped in a room with a swarm of angry wasps - you'll be stung repeatedly, both physically and emotionally.
Their personality, or lack thereof, is a true marvel. They possess an uncanny ability to drain the joy out of any room they enter. It's as if they have a personal vendetta against happiness and will stop at nothing to extinguish it.
And let's not forget their appearance. Picture a creature that has been dragged through a hedge backwards, then thrown into a blender for good measure. That's the level of attractiveness we're dealing with here. It's a wonder they haven't been mistaken for a modern art installation.
In conclusion, my dear reader, I implore you to avoid this individual like the plague. They are a walking, talking embodiment of everything that is wrong with humanity. Spare yourself the agony and find solace in the company of those who radiate positivity and beauty. You deserve nothing less.
Now, I must insist that you steer clear of this person at all costs. Trust me, you do not want to subject yourself to their toxic presence. It's like being trapped in a room with a swarm of angry wasps - you'll be stung repeatedly, both physically and emotionally.
Their personality, or lack thereof, is a true marvel. They possess an uncanny ability to drain the joy out of any room they enter. It's as if they have a personal vendetta against happiness and will stop at nothing to extinguish it.
And let's not forget their appearance. Picture a creature that has been dragged through a hedge backwards, then thrown into a blender for good measure. That's the level of attractiveness we're dealing with here. It's a wonder they haven't been mistaken for a modern art installation.
In conclusion, my dear reader, I implore you to avoid this individual like the plague. They are a walking, talking embodiment of everything that is wrong with humanity. Spare yourself the agony and find solace in the company of those who radiate positivity and beauty. You deserve nothing less.
Daniel oxygen stealer at his best
by Daniel John August 18, 2023
No one likes him people cross the road when he approaches. He smells like a drain. Wets his pants on a daily basis. People leave the room when he enters. Glasses of water have more of a personality. A true oxygen stealer.
by Daniel John August 18, 2023
Daniel- giver me your 8 inch oscar
oscar- nigga what i aint gay
daniel- ill give you a poptart
oscar- downnnnnnnn
oscar- nigga what i aint gay
daniel- ill give you a poptart
oscar- downnnnnnnn
by hfbehcjbrfh November 25, 2019
Daniel is the most crazy person you will ever meet in your life. He has a great passion for food, especially bubble tea. The first impression you will get from him is a loud, ugly, and tall boy 👦. However the more you get to know him, he is actually very intelligent, funny, but still a bit crazy.
by Bob’s Blobs June 03, 2022
by definitions of ppl December 29, 2021
He’s your gay best friend. Very outgoing person, he’s kinda sassy but we all love him. He got a very slutty personality but if you get very very VERY close to him you’ll know that he’s actually an angel.
He may seem very self-confident but he got his insecurities and he tries to hide them from people.
He’s a very creative soul that loves fashion and hot men! (of course). You will definitely never regret to meet a Daniel in your life. Once you become their friend you life will be 10 times more fun than it is right now!
If you get to know a Daniel you are very lucky and don’t ever miss the opportunity!
He may seem very self-confident but he got his insecurities and he tries to hide them from people.
He’s a very creative soul that loves fashion and hot men! (of course). You will definitely never regret to meet a Daniel in your life. Once you become their friend you life will be 10 times more fun than it is right now!
If you get to know a Daniel you are very lucky and don’t ever miss the opportunity!
by limerentia November 21, 2023
Daniel is a very tall friend who sticks by your side no matter what. Everybody, from kids, to people your own age, to grandparents love him. He himself is a total kid at heart and will have you rolling on the ground laughing with his antics. He's the leader of his friend group and throws parties like no other. While at first glance he's just the "best friend" kind of guy, the truth is he's amazingly romantic and just waiting for his princess. His strong build and gorgeous eyes added to his amazing personality make him the perfect catch. If you ever meet him - you'll know. And if you're the lucky girl he chooses- don't be stupid because he will love you like you've never been loved before. He won't walk out of your life - but you better be smart enough to do the same. If you've met him, you know, and if you haven't you're missing out. Cause knowing him is the best thing that will ever happen to you.
Jess: "Have you met Daniel?"
Meag: "No, why?"
Jess: *smiles* "Come on, I'll introduce you."
Greg: "Have you been to one of Daniel's parties before?"
Mark: "No, Why"
Greg: "You're missing out, There's one tonight come to it!"
Meag: "No, why?"
Jess: *smiles* "Come on, I'll introduce you."
Greg: "Have you been to one of Daniel's parties before?"
Mark: "No, Why"
Greg: "You're missing out, There's one tonight come to it!"
by Danlur Grit December 23, 2020