Davide Urbisci

Of course someone is gonna search me up...

Just Davide Urbisci being himself

by TheRealDavideUrbisci February 4, 2018

David

A very annoying kid that lives off genshin impact and takes pictures of everything they see.
Be warned of Davids. They will sell your toe pics.

"Hi david how are you" -david's girlfriend
"I'm good can I take pictures of you" -david
"No that's weird" -david's girlfriend
"Please, I need more toe pics" -david
"No, we're breaking up" - david's girlfriend

by AHAHAHAHA GOT EM 7358 March 2, 2022

David

A guy with hella mommy issues. Asks you to call him kitten and wants to be breast fed.

Bro loves his mom so much, he looks like a David!

by furryxox April 29, 2024

David Rexa

When you are born as short person, you could be called as "David Rexa". This word is based on guy who was called David Rexa. He was 18 years old and only 143 cm tall. After some research he found a way to make himself tall. After some time in lab he eventually got to 188cm after only 1 and half year.

Friend : Hey how you doin´ ?
You : Just trying to get out of this David Rexa situation, I don´t want to be this small my entire life.

Friend: Good luck with that :)

by Porkysko April 5, 2023

David Caballero

A fine gentleman, who will ask you how your day was and love you from sunrise to sunset. May potentially be a smoochie.

Beautiful girl: man I love David Caballero he's so nice and cute.

by ballsballsbootyballs September 21, 2022

Davide

Davide is a funny and handsome guy with a mustache. He's an amazing friend and he'll always try his best to cheer you up and make you smile if you've got a bad day. He's creative... Well maybe kinda weird and crazy as well but he's got the best ideas! You can always count on him because he'll put his friends even before his own health. (STOP DOING THAT DAVIDE) Whatever, he's more of a spontaneous type of guy and he never wins a bet so sometimes he ends up looking like a clown, a wet clown... Well let's skip those details... Davide is actually just adorable because you can trust him with everything and he's really honest and loyal... A true buddy but he doesn't sleep... Like never... He's probably a zombie... A cute and lovely one tho :)

Treat your Davide well, he deserves it.

Davide is always late for school.

by Goodsoup69 November 21, 2021

David Chung

Dave Chung, or more commonly known as "Big Chungus" or "Dave Chungus" is a DANGEROUS species. They often originate from South Korea, although North Korea is also a well-known origination location. They were originally discovered by Charles Darwin in 1789, and although not able to speak English at first, their first ever recorded words (in 1964) are said to be "bit too", and "yeah REALLY good" decoded by the Korean lingust Il-Sung-Po. They are a loving yet aggressive organism and sometimes can even break windows (if they too passionately support a football team). Most Davids support Man United and have a passionate hatred for all other teams. They also get drunk very easily after consuming one-eighth of a mexican 1968 ice-cold corona.

"Steer clear of David Chung, Rashford just scored a penalty!!!!"
"David Chung, you're not actually injured! Oh BIT TOO, I've done my knee"
"Hey have you seen David this weekend? I think he's in bed mate"
"Have you done something with your hair Dave?"

by gloryglory1878 March 7, 2019