Burning Asshole Syndrome 

Burning Asshole Syndrome, or B.A.S, is what happens when you take a shit with such ferocity that it feels like the lining of your anus was pulled out with the turd or turds. Symptoms include; Writhing in pain, a strong burning sensation on your asshole that can last up to 30 minutes, you constantly clenching your anus every few seconds, and cursing God for designing your poopchute to be so fragile.

"Dude, I ate those new McDonalds dihcken strips last night, and they gave me a serious case of Burning Asshole Syndrome. I think this will be my 13th reason why. I hope Ronald enjoys his tape."

Burning Asshole Syndrome by TheDevilShivers June 19, 2025

Texan Asshole Blaze 

A disgusting, abhorrent multi stage sex act. Initially, an individual of indeterminate sex is administered a total of five pounds of chili peppers by a pair of men. After the individual shits themselves (due to the copious amounts of chilli peppers they've consumed), the two men start smothering the individual's arse in sriracha sauce, until the individual's rectum feels as if it has been set ablaze as a result of the hot sauce flowing down their asshole. Then, the two men carefully mix the shit and the hot sauce before licking it off avidly.

Man 1: Whoa! That chick's hot as hell! Should we ask if she wants to experience the Texan Asshole Blaze?
Man 2: Fuck yea! You know I'm into that!

Texan Asshole Blaze by Gienekcat. October 4, 2025

Texan Asshole Blaze 

A disgusting, abhorrent multi stage sex act. Initially, an individual of indeterminate sex is administered a total of five pounds of chili peppers by a pair of men. After the individual shits themselves (due to the copious amounts of chilli peppers they've consumed), the two men start smothering the individual's arse in sriracha sauce, until the individual's rectum feels as if it has been set ablaze as a result of the hot sauce flowing down their asshole. Then, the two men carefully mix the shit and the hot sauce before licking it off avidly.

Man 1: Whoa! That chick's hot as hell! Should we ask if she wants to experience the Texan Asshole Blaze?
Man 2: Fuck yea! You know I'm into that!

Texan Asshole Blaze by Gienekcat. October 4, 2025

Ancient asshole

Refers to a taste so putrid and soul-crushing that one may prefer to ingest the powdered bodily chocolate-starfish region remains of mumified corpses from bygone days.

A taste emanating from such a foul smell that it transfers onto your taste buds.

Why that brother sniffing MD? It tastes like ancient asshole.

The best thing for a cold is ginger, lemon, honey and garlic. But the garlic makes that concoction taste like ancient asshole.

The other night I was getting lucky with this hot lil thing at mine. I stuck my tongue right down there and it tasted like ancient asshole so I threw her right back out on them streets.

Ancient asshole by SouthseaBoyoUK October 23, 2025

K'asshole

Faggot

This k'asshole doesn't understand the military

K'asshole by Shuuuuuuuuu December 12, 2025

K'Asshole

A man who has failed at everything he attempts, but still gives you his unwanted opinion anyway.

Harrison Kass is a real K'Asshole

K'Asshole by MyWifeIsCool0604 December 12, 2025

K'Asshole

A man who has failed at everything he attempts, but still gives you his unwanted opinion.

I'm a failed Air Force cadet, but yet I still feel the need to shit on a much larger, more successful and more lethal organization than would ever accept a jerk-off like me... because I'm a K'Asshole.

K'Asshole by PzLeo December 12, 2025