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5 o’clock in the morning

5 o’clock in the morning is Morningwood

- the time that you spend planning out the rest of your day

- a good chunk of people will be asleep

“It’s 5 o’clock in the morning the conversation got boring, you said your goin got bed soon, so I snuck off to your bedroom. Then I thought I’d just wait there....”

A lovely Tpain song from the 2000s, that should be loved by everyone.

I’m not even angry that nobody remembers it. But I liked to talk about it with my friends.

Psychologically it would be the most calming song to use to go to sleep.
At 5 o’clock in the morning someone will be having sex and thinking about me.

At 5 in the morning I’m usually asleep, but still love this song though.

“Boy’s used to sing this all the time on the bus. Zachary, would love this song.”
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5 star crest

noun; (aka 5sc) an emotional peak akin to the cresting of a beautiful meadowed hill
examples of 5 star crests: reaching a beautiful crest, seeing a sunset, achieving a milestone, busting a nut, etc.
by NKGrenade May 23, 2022
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Level 5 Punishment

Level 5 Punichment is best described and portrayed in the action film, “The Passion of the Christ”.
Oh you shared the quizlet... You know that results in level 5 punishment right?
by Nwne November 4, 2018
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Modified 5 Finger

A variant of the Modified 5 Finger Knuckle Shuffle on your piss pump whereby you drop three fingers, increase drag on the remaining two and add a double tug on the end while masturbating.
The Modified 5 Finger is quite satisfying and much less prone to arthritis inflammation.
by Pierced69 November 18, 2019
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/5

It’s supposed to represent the sweat drop commonly used in anime. You can use it to respond to something embarrassing, weird or cringe.
Person 1: “My grandma died”
Person 2: *makes a dark humor joke*
Person 1: “/5”
by its me, tofu November 16, 2020
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December 5

National throw a shoe at your friend day!

A day in which when you see your friend you take off your shoe and throw it at them
Friend 1: I’d run if I where you
Friend 2: why?
Friend 1: (takes of shoe) it’s December 5
Friend 2: oh shit
by Junkostan December 5, 2020
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June 5

Today is the day Homer Simpson can eat as many donuts as he can
Homer Simpson: Today is June 5 . I’ll be eating all the donuts in Springfield!
by Anonymous Anonymousanonymousan October 30, 2019
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